You can be staying in a Dallas hotel, drinking at the bar downstairs and if you’re having too much fun (judgement call), an undercover police officer will run you in. The dragnet is an attempt to lower the amount of DUIs in the state, but of course, whether or not you drove yourself to the bar is inconsequential. Texas Logic, it’s a state of mind, with this being just the first example…
Next month the state is planning a series of sting operations aimed at lowering the number of prostitutes operating within major cities. They’re going to bust women purchasing condoms in bulk if they appear to be ‘skanky’ at the time. Governor Rick Perry hailed the two initiatives in a recent speech, “if you plan on being sloppy or skanky ’round here, there is a place for you…and the name of that place is Oklahoma.”
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