I hope you give the doll a bath every now and then.

Are you kidding? Then the spooks on stake out in the sewer will know what he’s up to.

Next they will be testing the sewage from indavidual homes

Boy do I pity the poor sucker that gets assigned to my sewage. I think you could successfully argue that my waste should be classified as WMD.

what I do with my Kimber Henry doll.

I hope you give the doll a bath every now and then.

Another potential invasion of privacy:

My cocaine laced piss floating in the sewer is constitutionally protected?

I’m not sure what value there is to testing the dookie water for coke

And you wondered where Red Bull really came from…

I don’t have the fianncial ability to take care of every child on the planet.

Neither do I. And that is why I’m OK with women having abortions if they want. I sure as heck don’t want to support their unwanted children with my tax dollars. Kids born to poverty are much more likely to end up on welfare, in jail, or both. Either way, they are a burden to society, sad but true. I’d rather have those tax dollars going to educate my kid, and helping to pay off the debt that the current administration has racked up.

Karl:

How did I get to be the authority on jerking off?

The important thing is that you are good at SOMETHING. Not everyone has such a valuable skill. So… any advice?

I’m sorry, I though your asking me toi take care of every child on the planet was a joke. Seriously, I don’t have the fianncial ability to take care of every child on the planet.

Karl,

There are a lot of things about this exchange that I’d rather not re-address. I think our discussions could use more structure.

P.S. Which, in your expert opinion, is better, Vaseline or Lotion?

FAIRFAX, Va. – Fairfax County is taking part in an unusual White House drug study.

Wastewater from communities throughout the Potomac River Basin is being tested for the urinary byproducts of cocaine.

“Apparently, they’re able to ascertain how many people may be using illicit drugs, in this case cocaine, with such studies,” Board of Supervisors Chairman Gerry Connolly tells WTOP.

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Earlier this month, county workers collected five days worth of water samples at the pollution control plant in Lorton. The samples were sent to a lab in Rockville, Md., to be analyzed for the traces of the main urinary byproduct of cocaine.

“It does not indicate that we have an unusual drug problem in Fairfax County,” Connolly says. “I’ll be interested, obviously, in the results. It’s kind of an unusual study and an unusual request. Obviously, we’re prepared to cooperate with any endeavor to try to make sure the use of illicit drugs is discouraged in our community.”

Seems like the current administration is obsessed with victimless crimes while ignoring bigger problems.