I made an appointment to get a vasectomy today. The procedure sounds pretty easy, I did not even need a pre-surgery appointment and my co-pay is only $40. This seems like a no-brainer when one looks at the cost of raising a child. Plus, in my case my dog, Kip, hates kids. If I ever had a kid I would have to give up him up, (my dog not the kid, although it would probably be smarter to give up the kid, as I am sure most dogs are better companions than the drooling poop factories that some people call children)Â
It is interesting that more men don’t decide to go child free, most my friends who have children don’t seem that happy about the situation, they either complain that they cannot do the things they want to do. Or in some cases they complain about being stuck in a bad relationship for the sake of the children. I know Al might disagree with me on this but when I look at parents I see people who are tired and have that look of someone who is trying to run out the clock.Â
I like the idea that I can live in a small place in a bad school district and be very happy. Children would ruin that, suddenly I would have to listen to my realtor when he talks about the need to live in a “good area”. I might even need to worry about finding a good paying carreer so that I could one day send my kid to college. Thanks to a $40 dollar co-pay I can insure happiness for a very long time. I think my ROI on this $40 might be almost infinite.