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April 24th, 2009

PARTY!!!!

That poor 2 year old…

…oh boy, how about some sanity….look, obviously our system of government is a failure, and we need to try something else. Let’s make Obama “king for life” and hang every elected Senator and Representative we can get our hands on! The last straw was CLEARLY just a few months ago when something happened…I’ll let others decide what that “something” was, but I think someone should be detaining Octo-mom, Perez Hilton and Terri Shiavo (if she’s not alive then grab Eric the Midget instead) until we get everything sorted out.

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video, politics at 6:45 PM UTC

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April 14th, 2009

Loving It!

More Tea Party video

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video, politics at 9:41 PM UTC

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April 12th, 2009

Burn the Books!

This is so fun to watch! One of those ‘tea parties’

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Economics, Video, politics at 9:34 PM UTC

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March 27th, 2009

Zero Point Zero

The meet and greet tickets didn’t sell

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy at 11:48 PM UTC

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February 26th, 2009

Best scene in ‘Airplane’

Joey…

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy at 1:05 AM UTC

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February 13th, 2009

A Dressing Down

One of the best things about 2008

Howard and Artie riff on this fight

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy at 12:22 AM UTC

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January 23rd, 2009

I’m going to outsmart you Batman

ETM

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy at 12:10 AM UTC

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January 4th, 2009

The Holgan-Belzer Incident

Mr. T is a knucklehead – the pop-ups are great

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, History, Video at 12:21 AM UTC

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December 27th, 2008

Pat Cooper

I love this guy

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 12:30 AM UTC

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December 18th, 2008

Mom Song

Must see

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 9:52 PM UTC

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December 7th, 2008

Jack and Rod on Politics

Special guest – Brutus Kennedy Rutherford III

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, politics at 3:26 PM UTC

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November 19th, 2008

One of those days

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 6:55 PM UTC

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November 8th, 2008

Ed McMahon’s Audio Book

A tell all…unbelievable book. Here’s a sample

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Words at 10:20 PM UTC

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October 8th, 2008

Gilbert Gottfried

Right after 9/11, roasting Hugh Hefner…

Bonus Gilbert below the fold Read the rest of this entry

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 1:07 AM UTC

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September 18th, 2008

Obama Promises To Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas


Obama Promises To Stop America’s Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 10:46 PM UTC

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September 15th, 2008

Iron Sheik on CNN

Discussing Michael Richards

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 1:02 AM UTC

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September 7th, 2008

Bernie Mac – RIP

His best set in my opinion…it’s on from the first line. In my top 5 of all time.

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy at 1:55 AM UTC

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May 9th, 2008

Chuck Burgundy

Now that HBO is in a coma, this is probably my favorite show:

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 9:44 PM UTC

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April 6th, 2008

Hillary’s parellel universe

Sounds like Hillary Clinton has a story in her latest stump speech that is not exactly true:

Over the last five weeks, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York has featured in her campaign stump speeches the story of a health care horror: an uninsured pregnant woman who lost her baby and died herself after being denied care by an Ohio hospital because she could not come up with a $100 fee.

The woman, Trina Bachtel, did die last August, two weeks after her baby boy was stillborn at O’Bleness Memorial Hospital in Athens, Ohio. But hospital administrators said Friday that Ms. Bachtel was under the care of an obstetrics practice affiliated with the hospital, that she was never refused treatment and that she was, in fact, insured.

“We implore the Clinton campaign to immediately desist from repeating this story,” said Rick Castrop, chief executive officer of the O’Bleness Health System.

When people make up stories like this it seems to distract from the real problem. Like in this case it makes it seems like people are routinely being turned away in emergency situations, in reality that is not what happens. Most people can get treatment when they have an emergency, like Bush said “poor people have the emergency room”. the problem comes when you try to get preventative treatment or when you are forced into bancruptcy due to medical bills from your trip to the emergency room. Or in the case of people with insurance some of the unneeded or ineffective treatment they are given by doctors trying to make a quick buck.
Hillary by trying to dramatize health care seems to just be muddying the water without examining the real problem.
The article can be seen here

Posted by John Rove as Comedy, Words at 1:43 AM UTC

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December 3rd, 2007

Extras – 80 minute finale

Extras Finale

Here are the details. Another one bites the dust…HBO really knows how to murder a good thing. In this instance it probably wasn’t their fault. Either way, this will be a classic. I’ll try to get some clips posted later on. If anyone has a favorite, leave it in the comments and I’ll get it posted. Here are some clips (High on that Pats game! Can’t sleep…)

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy at 7:19 PM UTC

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December 2nd, 2007

The IT Guy

Dig it

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 3:43 AM UTC

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October 29th, 2007

Keith’s Performance Review

Ever had a review at work? Check this out:

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 10:55 PM UTC

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October 23rd, 2007

Carl

“…oh, you noticed.” Carl

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 1:44 AM UTC

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October 21st, 2007

Teletubbies & Sublime

This could very well be the best thing that ever gets posted here.

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Music, Video at 3:02 AM UTC

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October 12th, 2007

Colbert on the Overcrowded Prisons

This is outstanding:

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Justice, Video at 1:09 AM UTC

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October 9th, 2007

How to Conduct a Book Interview

I had to share these two clips from last week’s Daily Show. The first is Stewart interviewing Chris Matthews, whose book is a waste of money apparantly:

Then the show’s take on Bush’s SCHIP veto:

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video, politics at 2:14 AM UTC

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October 2nd, 2007

Letterman interviews Paris

Since porn was the topic of my last post, today I’ll also include this funny video of David Letterman interviewing Paris Hilton on 9-28-07.  He keeps the “jail” zingers coming for more than half of it.  The “legacy” question is my favorite.

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 4:53 PM UTC

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September 25th, 2007

Read This Sentencing Memorandum

(Harpers) From a February 26 sentencing memorandum by Judge Gregory R. Todd, in the case of Montana v. Andrew McCormack. In 2006, McCormack was arrested for stealing beer. After entering a guilty plea, he received a sentence of probation, community service, and a fine.

Mr.McCormack, to the question of “Give your recommendation as to what you think the Court should do in this case,” you said, “Like the Beatles say, ‘Let it be.’” If I were to overlook your actions and let it be, I would have to ignore that day in the life on April 21, 2006. Evidently, you said to yourself, “I feel fine,” while drinking beer. Later, whether you wanted money or were just trying to act naturally, you became the fool on the hill. As Mr. Moonlight at 1:30 A.M., you did not think for yourself, but just focused on I, me, mine. Because you didn’t ask for help, wait for something else, or listen to your conscience saying, “Honey, don’t,” the victim later that day was fixing a hole in the glass door you broke. After you stole the eighteen-pack of Old Milwaukee, you decided it was time to run for your life and carry that weight. But when the witness said, “Baby, it’s you,” the police responded, “I’ll get you,” and you had to admit, “You really got a hold on me.” You were not able to get back home because of the chains they put on you. Although you hoped the police would say, “I don’t want to spoil the party” and “We can work it out,” you were in misery when they said you were a bad boy. When the police took you to jail, they said, “Hello, goodbye,” and you became a nowhere man. Later, when you thought about what you did, you may have said, “I’ll cry instead.” Now you’re saying, “Let it be,” instead of, “I’m a loser.” As a result of your hard day’s night, you are looking at a ticket to ride that long and winding road. Hopefully, you can say when I’m sixty-four, “I should have known better.”

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Justice at 1:45 PM UTC

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September 17th, 2007

LEAVE BILL BELICHICK ALONE!

Watching the pile-on this weekend, I finally understand how it must feel to be a Republican right now. The only comment I have on all of this is…who the hell signed Emmitt Smith up for Sunday Countdown? Did they notice that he’s barely able to speak at a 4th grade level? I assume there’s a producer scratching their head somewhere at ESPN, getting the “he knocked the interview out of the park, honestly”, mantra cued up. Next to Keyshawn Johnson, the Emmitt Smith contract looks worse than the one they gave Rush Limbaugh a couple years ago. But anyways – here’s the third adaptation of that crazy Britney video I’ve found ‘post-worthy’ in less than a week:

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video, sports at 5:49 PM UTC

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September 14th, 2007

LEAVE ________ ALONE! (it begins)

To coincide with the post a bit further down from a couple days ago, the “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!” video, we now have the first parody.

Posted by Al Swearengen as Comedy, Video at 2:42 PM UTC

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