Classy…

Today, in Dover, Francine Torge, a former John Edwards supporter, said this while introducing Mrs. Clinton: “Some people compare one of the other candidates to John F. Kennedy. But he was assassinated. And Lyndon Baines Johnson was the one who actually” passed the civil rights legislation. The comment, an apparent reference to Senator Barack Obama, is particularly striking given documented fears among blacks that Mr. Obama will be assassinated if elected. (link)

Don’t you always hear the pundits and politicians talking about how America is sick and tired of the ‘yo mama’ politics, and all the negativity it spawns? I think that’s a load of crap. Negative campaigning is what wins elections. Bringing up cocaine and the fact that in some places the noose is making a comeback (albeit a pussified passive aggressive one) are a couple of the only smart things the Clinton campaign has done recently. I’m not happy about the thought of Hillary winning the nomination, but I am happy anytime this game happens to produce a real moment or two along the way. The Clinton campaign foreshadowing Obama’s assassination was one of those moments.

2008

kevin garnett gashThings are going our way here in New England, and I’m very grateful for that.

4 games out west, 4 wins…spring can’t come fast enough.

I still like Petrobrazil (PBR), Oracle (ORCL), Gold ETF (IAU), Canada Nat’l Resources (CNQ), Resmed (RMD), Google (GOOG)

Keeping my eye on Transocean (RIG), Malaysia, Russia, Brazil, McDonalds (MCD)…

Good luck in 2008!

An Ethical Economic Policy

From the 2005 book ‘Greenspan’s Fraud‘ by Professor of Economics (SMU, Dallas) Ravi Batra:

The verdict of history is that ethics works, and deception designed to foster the interests of the few does not. Ethical policies start out with direct benefits to the poor and the middle class, whereas deceptive policies directly favor the affluent in the name of benefiting the poor and the middle class. Ethical actions generate a trickle-up of prosperity, whereas deceptive actions offer a trickle-down. Trickle-up means that the poor benefit the most, followed by the middle class and the affluent. Trickle-down, by contrast, signifies that the wealthy reap maximum reward, possibly followed by the middle class and the destitute.

Sermon on the MountEthical prescriptions keep the tax burden low on the poor and those in the middle, while unethical policies transfer the tax burden from the wealthy to the poor and the middle class. Ethical ideas keep aggregate demand high through high wages stemming from free enterprise, whereas deceptive practices try to revive demand in the name of free enterprise by generating debt. Ethical measures work for the benefit of all, while unethical measures benefit the few and torment the most.

Let’s take another look at the 1950s and the 1960s, when high economic growth coexisted with confiscatory income tax rates, as high as 90 percent on top incomes, but never below 70 percent. Those were the halcyon days of ethical economic policy. The sales tax rate hovered around 2 percent, whereas the Social Security tax for an individual worker barely averaged 3 percent on the first $5,000 of wages.

The tax system was ultra-progressive in the 1950s and the 1960s. In addition, the minimum wage in the period averaged $1.25, which is about $8 in 2004 prices. The economic policy was highly ethical; it was designed to provide a living wage to the unskilled and minimize the burden on those who can least afford to pay taxes. It produced vast benefits for society. Growth averaged 4 percent in the 1950s and 4.4 percent in the 1960s even without the bonanza of the computer evolution; real waged soared for all, at the average rate of 2.5 percent per year; consumer, corporate, and government debt was extremely low. Unemployment fell to as low as 3.5 percent in 1969.

Now let’s see what unethical policies, such as Greenomics, have accomplished. Between 1981 and 1983, the tax system became ultra-regressive, and has remained so to this day. Today the payroll tax is 6.2 percent on a wage base of $87,900, along with a Medicare tax of 1.45 percent. Overall, the Social Security tax burden is now much higher than in the 1950s and the 1960s. You can see what an enormous weight these levies place on the poor and middle-income groups. The top-bracket income tax rate is now just 35 percent, with capital gains and dividends barely facing taxation. The ultra-regressive system is going to be even more regressive in the future, because just as tax rates fall at the federal level, those enacted by states are expected to rise to make up for lost federal aid.

What did Greenomics have to show for itself in 2004? A trade deficit exceeding $600 billion a year? A federal budget deficit in excess of $400 billion? A federal debt over $6 trillion, compared to just $366 billion in 1969? An overall debt level that is twice the level of GDP? Net foreign debt in excess of $3 trillion, compared to a surplus in 1969? An after-tax production wage, earned by 80 percent of working Americans, that is just three-fourths of its level in the 1960s? And, of course, a CEO wage that is several hundred times the production wage, compared to just 40 times during the 1960s. It is abundantly clear that the CEO club now owns the government and economic policy.

The fall in the after-tax minimum wage is really unbelievable. In 1968, the hourly minimum was $1.60 per hour. Since the cost of living has risen by a factor of five, the equivalent minimum wage in today’s prices is $8, compared to the actual level of $5.15. This amounts to a wage decline of 36 percent. Furthermore, the Social Security tax rate in 1968 was just 4.4 percent, compared to 6.2 percent today. So after the payroll tax deduction, the minimum-wage drop approximates 40 percent.

Joe Lieberman

Senator LiebermanJoe Lieberman is Gollem, and this storyline (Lieberman Endorses McCain) connecting him with McCain is Tolkenesque in that two men who had been considered in the past as throw-backs to a time when the Senate was occupied by men whose willingness to toe the party line at the expense of the country wasn’t nearly what it is today. These were two men who each got close enough to the ring for it to horrifically deform the both of them. The success that President Bush has enjoyed all these years, running around with the same shameless playbook, combined with their aspirations to create the monsters of today. After the 2004 election you could almost hear the rusty wheels turning, as the war continued to get worse by the day, by being forcefully dishonest and impugning the patriotism of his opposition, even a sleazy lout like Bush could pull it off. Obviously, “being real” wasn’t going to work, so the two tired old men figured they’d scheme out a way to win in 2008, and the devil had a contract for them to sign.

The game plan was to stake out an area over to the right of just about everyone else when it came to Operation Kill Brown People, and if possible, to somehow master the trick of getting the entire country to quiver on command when hearing the word “terrorism”. To be able to set up their base camp way out there in Bauersville, theoretically it would be difficult for another candidate to outflank them. Just blabber on about progress, Iran, terrorists in the heartland if we lose in Iraq, and pull out the bear mace on whoever talks back (see Ron Paul). That was and continues to be the game plan for Lieberman and McCain, and the ticket was set long before anyone mentioned how their positions curiously became identical overnight.

Being a guy with bills to pay, mouths to feed and no press credentials, it’s up to professional journalists to finally get to the bottom of this. Triangulation is the word that gets correctly associated with Hillary’s logarithmic politics, but in the case of McCain/Lieberman, the word doesn’t work. It’s not bloody enough…

Here’s my previous coverage of this McCain-Lieberman deal:

(h/t Think Progress) I’d had a feeling for a while that McCain and Lieberman had made a deal, and now that McCain is all but out of the race, here come the neocons to try and rescue Lieberman. I can’t wait for the staffers w/ knowledge of all this to start talking with Bob Woodward about it. The beltway writers didn’t seem willing to point out or even aware of how the senator’s positions appeared to be so closely aligned with McCain’s, and typical of the beltway echo chamber, Lieberman’s gravitation towards power – this Greenspan-esque character flaw of his – wasn’t given the attention it deserved. Presidential politics regularly ravage the minds of human beings, never more so than when someone who was at the top suddenly finds himself at the bottom in the blink of an eye. After failing to come close to the nomination in 2004 or a VP slot on Kerry’s ticket, Lieberman went out hunting for coattails willing to drag him along. McCain took him in, and seemingly overnight, Lieberman became a Teddy Ruxpin doll loaded up with a tape of familiar talking points. He has taken it to the extreme, and if his goal of attaining Presidential power isn’t advanced at all following the 2008 election, expect him to either drift off into obscurity or immediately identify the Republican with the best chance to win in 2012 and do the same thing that he did with McCain this time around.

I don’t think any writers pre-dated my assertion below.

Al on 7/17/2007 – In terms of the latter, Senators McCain and Lieberman, whose backroom deal to share a Presidential ticket having been made (my gut tells me this) a long time ago, who now flail and sputter violent predictions of what’s to come, how it would be fun to kill Persians for a while, yet assessing Iraq’s security situation today as positive, reassuring, not so bad, safe…

And now we have the circumstantial evidence to go along with this theory:

Say It’s So, Joe
Vice President Lieberman?
by William Kristol – Weekly Standard, 11/19/2007, Volume 013, Issue 10

A Fox Business Channel “Expert”

I shit you not – they brought in an astrologer to predict the FED’s rate cut. Keep in mind that Rupert Murdoch’s tendency to dumb down everything within his domain, is about to be applied to my beloved Wall Street Journal and Barrons. If this is an example of what that’s going to be like…

Veteran Suicides

With the new schedule, I’m really behind on my research when it comes to this story right here. Have the Pentagon and VA been cooking the books? Why on earth would they feel compelled to do something like that?

Thank God For Helen Thomas!

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino, the same one who admitted to not knowing what the Cuban Missile Crisis was, got a little bit more than she bargained for the other day. How do you think she handled it? Check out the look she shoots back at Helen at the end:

Senator Mitch McConnell On Dead Soldiers

This one was from last week, but seeing as how this guy is the minority leader in the senate, also in light of how Republican policies have led directly to the Walter Reed scandal and the decimation of our military (both active and otherwise), with Iraq taking a back seat in most campaign coverage I thought it was important to remind people of what their attitude towards the military has been throughout this war.

Ready for recession?

I’m putting in a lot of hours, and getting to bed early. Sam has been sick as a dog, and we’re about to get a foot of snow. How’s everything with you?

foxnews foreverNo Spin Zone

Did you know this?

At least four men have already paid with their lives in Mexico during the ensuing confusion which followed the crash of the CIA-connected Gulfstream business jet which was carrying more than 4 tons of cocaine as well as an yet-unspecified amount of heroin, in the jungle outside of Merida in Mexico’s Yucatan on September 24th of this year.

One of those days

Hi McDunnah

You’re running on fumes in the morning and by dinnertime the thoughts can’t breathe. This game is all about the consistency of one or two senses at a time while the others rest up.  Any man worth half a bucket of piss can conjure up enough of it to at least act like the voices and attitudes aren’t making things worse.  What the hell do they know? 

Go to bed early. 

Walk over to the pencil sharperner and somehow get your head to fit through that hole.   

The Income Gap

We’re nearing the latest Presidential campaign here in America, and on Control Congress especially, there seems to be a lot of anxiety over economic issues. I share in this anxiety, but my analysis of what plagues us is often very different from John’s and that of other posters. My number one concern heading into 2008 is that distraction will win out once again, as the basic tenets of economic theory go ignored in lieu of things like the debate over immigration. The problem I have with illegal immigration isn’t that it deprives jobs from native Americans, but that it lowers wages across the board. Employing illegal immigrants is a crime, and the risk/reward is such that employers are likely to commit that crime because it benefits them in so many ways. The largest benefit to employers is that they no longer have as many obligations to their labor force as they once did. An illegal worker is someone who is scared, and this reality tilts the scales unfairly towards their employer. When this group is exploited in such a way, it adversely effects the wages paid to legal workers.

Organized labor has been demonized by big business and the political party that represents them, and the laws that protect workers have been diminished or underenforced since the 1980s. No longer is an employer charged with a crime when they fire workers involved in organizing a union. By the same token, workers who might organize and serve as an internal check on a company’s exploitation of undocumented laborers, instead are forced to keep their head down. Meanwhile, the real wage of low income workers has been outpaced by inflation year after year, while the compensation paid to CEOs and other top positions in US corporations has gone from 40 times what a low wage employee earns in the 1970s, to over 550 times that amount in the late 1990s. To compound this problem of inequality, starting in the 1980s, taxes paid by the top 1% of earners has gone down over 50%, while taxes on the middle class have gone up. Look to the incredible growth in debt obligations from 1980 to today, now totaling well over $7 trillion, and only the most intellectually dishonest person capable of operating a calculator will argue that this isn’t a direct result of tax cuts.

Middle class families and low income families spend everything they make, with savings rates at times in negative territory due to the amount of debt each has taken on in order to purchase homes, cars and pay the bills. When the credit dries up, and millions fail to make mortgage payments, lose their jobs or get sick without having insurance, not only do they individually suffer, but their purchasing power is diminished. When wages fail to keep up with inflation, over time people spend less money and drive less. Demand diminishes, supply must react through the elimination of jobs, and GDP growth lags compared with historic periods where the income gap was much smaller. Anyone interested in learning about the effect of the income gap on GDP growth, can focus on the economies of the 1950s and 1960s to get a taste of what I’m laying out here. The American middle class is what made our country’s strength legitimate. Meaning, the economy wasn’t reliant on so much risk, credit, government spending on military production, and two income households.

Conservative economic policies have been given their chance to work since the early 1980s, and when the economy is discussed today, we’re not talking about the income gap, regressive tax policy or the decline of organized labor. Why is that? Certainly these factors have played a large role in reducing the middle class, while also creating the insane amount of debt we are burdened with today. Yet for the most part they go ignored in lieu of immigration or trade policy. It is obvious that both of those issues effect the economy, both with the lowering of wages and the export of manufacturing jobs, but if we continue to act as if those two factors alone have brought us to where we are today, then we’re missing the bigger picture. Not only that, but we’re ignoring the most fundamental truths about supply and demand. Even more importantly, we’re ignoring our own history, and the economic policies from that history which actually worked to the benefit of most Americans. Right now we’re living on borrowed money as a nation, and while wages lag in comparison with inflation and productivity, it is time for all of us to take a look at the arguments put forth in favor of the economic policies of the past 25 years, and honestly evaluate which ones were wrong based on the facts.

I think that regressive taxation and the income gap are two areas that can be fixed through legislation, and without the type of costly police or foreign policy initiatives that could be rolled out with the type of attitude that made our occupation of Iraq such a nightmare. At this point I’m more confident in the not-so-sweet science of economics than I am our ability to affect favorable change through large idealistic initiatives. There are things that can be done, and just because it clashes with the conventional wisdom of political economists (most of whom have been wrong about most things in the past 25 years), they shouldn’t be pushed aside. Let’s expand the arena of economic debate leading in to 2008, and make the case for what can be done at the lowest cost to achieve the highest benefit.

Stupid American

This generation is something alright…let’s see if the baby boomers can turn EVERY American into a war mongering, illiterate, drug addict (anyone want an ambien?) by the time they’re all collecting those social security checks that were supposedly “never going to be there by the time we retired.” Maybe if the boomers spent a little less time pissing and moaning about what their neighbor was doing, and a little more time making sure they left a better world for the rest of us, we wouldn’t be FORGETTING HOW TO READ. Maybe it’s because I’m a liberal, but reading is probably the most enjoyable thing I do on a non-sex day. It really pisses me off that we’ve basically doubled our national debt in 7 years by fighting a stupid war while cutting taxes for the rich, and in the meantime getting dumber every day.

I know one thing…we’re going to need more than just basketball players reading to kids on television commercials to get this trend moving back in the right direction. We’re going to have to push the boomers aside once and for all, study up on what the rest of the world is doing to educate, employ and provide health care for its people, and admit finally that we have a problem. That’s the first step towards recovery…right? Anyways, for the parents reading this, take the time to make sure your spawn don’t end up being illiterate mopes watching TV every night of their adult lives. Set a good example. And badger Congress for more money in education. The boomer and replica young Republicans will insist that when you spend money on schools, books and paychecks, it’s a waste. They’d rather we spend that money on some missiles or overpriced Halliburton chili-mac. Ignore them. They’ve had their chance to govern, and from Reagan until today, movement conservatism has been most likely to result in stories like this one:

(WaPo) Americans are reading less and their reading proficiency is declining at troubling rates, according to a report that the National Endowment for the Arts will issue today. The trend is particularly strong among older teens and young adults, and if it is not reversed, the NEA report suggests, it will have a profound negative effect on the nation’s economic and civic future. “This is really alarming data,” said NEA Chairman Dana Gioia. “Luckily, we still have an opportunity to address it, but if we wait 10, 20 years, I think it may be too late.”

Bye Bye Papelbon

I recorded this two nights ago during desert. Sam is on the left and Max is on the right. It came out a lot darker than I’d expected, but the poop jokes remain solid throughout. The title only makes sense by the end.

My Lieberman for VP Prediction

lieberman vice president(h/t Think Progress) I’d had a feeling for a while that McCain and Lieberman had made a deal, and now that McCain is all but out of the race, here come the neocons to try and rescue Lieberman. I can’t wait for the staffers w/ knowledge of all this to start talking with Bob Woodward about it.  The beltway writers didn’t seem willing to point out or even aware of how the senator’s positions appeared to be so closely aligned with McCain’s, and typical of the beltway echo chamber, Lieberman’s gravitation towards power - this Greenspan-esque character flaw of his - wasn’t given the attention it deserved.  Presidential politics regularly ravage the minds of human beings, never moreso than when someone who was at the top suddenly finds himself at the bottom in the blink of an eye.  After failing to come close to the nomination in 2004 or a VP slot on Kerry’s ticket, Lieberman went out hunting for coattails willing to drag him along.  McCain took him in, and seemingly overnight, Lieberman became a Teddy Ruxpin doll loaded up with a tape of familiar talking points.  He has taken it to the extreme, and if his goal of attaining Presidential power isn’t advanced at all following the 2008 election, expect him to either drift off into obscurity or immediately identify the Republican with the best chance to win in 2012 and do the same thing that he did with McCain this time around. 

I don’t think any writers pre-dated my assertion below. 

Al on 7/17/2007 – In terms of the latter, Senators McCain and Lieberman, whose backroom deal to share a Presidential ticket having been made (my gut tells me this) a long time ago, who now flail and sputter violent predictions of what’s to come, how it would be fun to kill Persians for a while, yet assessing Iraq’s security situation today as positive, reassuring, not so bad, safe…

And now we have the circumstantial evidence to go along with this theory:

Say It’s So, Joe
Vice President Lieberman?
by William Kristol – Weekly Standard, 11/19/2007, Volume 013, Issue 10

Democracy Now!

Amy Goodman is the host of this show, which can be seen and heard by going to the Democracy Now! website. Without fail, where the mainstream media fails to even attempt digging into a story, this show right here will make up the difference. What I like most is how useable the site is, so when I get into a certain story I can easily search and if sometime in the past an interview pertaining to it took place, I can always have the transcript and audio file downloaded to my PC within minutes.

I’ve read two of her books, which at least one of she co-wrote with her brother. I highly recommend both of them:

STATIC: GOVERNMENT LIARS, MEDIA CHEERLEADERS, AND THE PEOPLE WHO FIGHT BACK

The Exception to the Rulers : Exposing Oily Politicians, War Profiteers, and the Media That Love Them

What got me thinking about Democracy Now! lately, has been this stupified glop glop in the press on scandals and Constitution-shredding that is packaged as something new, when in fact it is anything but. I’ll post a clip tomorrow that will provide a perfect example, having to do with Donald Rumsfeld’s management philosophy. He’d shoot off 60 or so “snowflakes” around the Pentagon every day, basically mucking up the works, as these things wouldn’t even cover something actionable, but could represent more of what was going on inside the old bastard’s head on a given day. As if he were having a debate with himself over the ins and outs of defending a personal failure by spreading out the misery far and wide, and trying out his political swirms on the department as a whole.

I got aggrivated mostly because this story was actually covered in Bob Woodward’s ‘State of Denial’ over a year ago. Anyone could read that book and see Rumsfeld for what he is, the infighter with little competence to lean on when it came to managing the defense department. Though for me it’s the series of books that have come out since then, mostly relying on released documents and interviews with people who wouldn’t have spoken up sooner, which go much further than a couple of snowflakes telling us what we already knew.

Donald Rumsfeld is a war criminal. By the standard set by our own laws and certainly the standard set by international law, he should find himself on trial at some point. Piecing a belief like this one together is something that takes place over a stretch of time, with hundreds of thousands of words read, and once in a while the crucial interview with someone in the know on a show like Goodman’s Democracy Now! opens up a doorway. It is a crucial function of our fake democracy, these shows that really focus on finding out the truth. They are few and far between.

The Great Divide

The great divide

BCS Insanity 2007

Hoping not to jinx anything, I’m now looking forward to what it will take for BC to earn a shot in the national title game. Clearly, they have to win out, which means winning games in Death Valley (Clemson) and Maryland. The Clemson game is going to be the most ominous, as we’ve beaten them twice in a row. An ACC title game would be vs. either Virginia or Virginia Tech.

The comeback win last Thursday taught me a great life lesson. When you’re recording one game on the DVR and watching another, make sure to schedule the box to record the program that comes on after the game as well. Throughout the night I was watching the recording of that game during commercials in the World Series, but since I had failed to record the program that came on after the BC-VT game, I was only able to watch up until halfway through the 4th quarter. Running to the computer after finding this out, I honestly figured they’d lost, but had hoped that they hadn’t been shutout. It turns out I missed the greatest comeback in the team’s history.

BCS Sucks Ass

Heading into this week, I’m wondering how many years it will take before the Big 10, Pac 10 and Big East finally start having conference championship games. If SEC, ACC and Big 12 teams have to do it, then the other three conferences shouldn’t be getting over. That said, if Arizona St. makes it through these last four games undefeated, how can Ohio St. be considered more worthy of a slot in the title game? Hypothetically, if Kansas-BC-OhioSt-ArizonaSt all win out, the title game could be BC vs. Ohio St, which appears on its face to be very very very unfair. Likewise, if one of those four teams loses a game and LSU wins out, how can anyone pretend that making it out of the SEC with one loss is somehow less impressive than making it out of the Big 10 undefeated, never having to play a conference championship game?

I’m anticipating that if BC holds onto the #2 ranking and earns a shot at the title, there will be a #3 team that most of the college football world considers more worthy, and it will suck having to listen to it for a full month prior to New Years. The NCAA has to be hoping that there are only two undefeated teams at the end (sorry Hawaii, even though Boise St. beat Okahoma in a BCS bowl game to go undefeated last year, and in 2004 Utah decimated just about every team it played, “your kind” are second-class citizens.) I think it will most likely work out to something like 2004, when USC and Oklahoma played in the title game, while Auburn went undefeated and had to take a back seat. I think it’s wrong to exclude ANY SEC team that goes undefeated in the title game.

Anyways, I’m looking forward to Arizona St-Oregon in a couple hours, and the Seminoles are in Chestnut Hill tonight. The Celtics played defense last night. Peyton is in for a long, painful Sunday.   Read More

Secretary of _______ Wesley Clark

Intellectual dishonesty in politics is a parasite in search of an ambitious host. The transformation that takes place inside the body of an infected politician, especially one hanging onto someone else’s coattails for dear life, is embarrassing to witness first hand. Their allegiance to this other person and what they can provide is a phenomenon that is automatically given a pass within the beltway. The pundits seem oblivious when a most celebrated mind devolves into a shadowy Frankenstein’s monster right in front of them. Unnoticed, so the smart puppeteers wrongly believe, this change is the type of thing that forever alters a plebe’s impression of such a politician. We can see it quite clearly. In General Wesley Clark’s case it has been gut wrenching. He’s is clearly a lightweight when it comes to telling lies, and that, along with being on a panel with Andrew Sullivan, is what doomed him last Friday on Real Time w/ Bill Maher.

Here is how it happens. The word comes down that a cabinet slot could be yours in two years – heck, it’s yours now, of course it would be presumptuous to announce such a thing at this point, but consider yourself part of the “inner circle”. Isn’t it nice in here? We’re glad you like it…so what we need you to do is go out and argue in favor of these votes and positions Senator Clinton has already committed to. Of course, we’re in campaign mode right now, which is entirely different from how the administration will be run once she’s elected President. Right now your input will not be as helpful as what you can do for us working the talk shows. Once the election is over, you can count on having a significant role in policymaking, but for now, review these talking points we’ve put together for defending Hillary’s vote in favor of branding Iran’s military as a terrorist organization.

That was an idea the White House had, and since it was proposed in the senate by Joe Lieberman, you just know it’s brilliant. So say all those Jews and Christians who merged at a conference organized around the idea of dropping bombs on Iran. Read More

Bartolome de Las Casas

He was a Spainard who made the voyage to North America in the 1500s. The following work is a portion of his ‘Brief Account of the Devastation of the Indies’, published in 1542. The first reading of this a while back was shocking, but the reason it came to mind recently was the “phony soldiers” episode. Casas had written this and sent it back to Spain for the kingdom’s own purposes, but it was leaked, translated and used by other countries to point out his country’s sins in America. Especially Protestant nations like England and The Netherlands, whose Spanish adversaries were Catholic (along those lines, if anyone hasn’t studied The Hundred Years War, you’re missing out). So Casas was accused of treason and heresy for telling the truth. Patriotism warranted such charges, as those who subscribe to the “phony soldiers” mantra today believe also. You’ve got to read below the fold to get even a taste of what Casas exposed:

colonizationThe Indies were discovered in the year one thousand four hundred and ninety-two. In the following year a great many Spaniards went there with the intention of settling the land. Thus, forty-nine years have passed since the first settlers penetrated the land, the first so claimed being the large and most happy isle called Hispaniola, which is six hundred leagues in circumference. Around it in all directions are many other islands, some very big, others very small, and all of them were, as we saw with our own eyes, densely populated with native peoples called Indians. This large island was perhaps the most densely populated place in the world. There must be close to two hundred leagues of land on this island, and the seacoast has been explored for more than ten thousand leagues, and each day more of it is being explored. And all the land so far discovered is a beehive of people; it is as though God had crowded into these lands the great majority of mankind.
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PTSD News

The scam has been exposed for quite a while now (VA Failing - Troops Suffer (2005), Born Under Punches, Walk It Off, 20,000 Soldiers Denied Healthcare), but the big money media won’t go after the story. There is a game being played with PTSD numbers, and the most egregious sin against our troops is the military’s tendency to write off PTSD as a “pre-existing condition” whenever it can. This leaves the veteran uncovered and at a serious disadvantage when it comes to achieving success as a civilian. It’s almost like the government consulted with the big money health insurance companies on how best to keep costs down.

So on a Friday we get two great stories on PTSD, with each of them covering a seperate aspect.

(Gregg Zoroya-USAToday: Veteran stress cases up sharply) The number of Iraq and Afghanistan war veterans seeking treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder from the Department of Veterans Affairs jumped by nearly 20,000 — almost 70% — in the 12 months ending June 30, VA records show.
More than 100,000 combat veterans sought help for mental illness since the start of the war in Afghanistan in 2001, about one in seven of those who have left active duty since then, according to VA records collected through June. Almost half of those were PTSD cases.

The numbers do not include thousands treated at storefront Vet Centers operated by the department across the country. Nor do they include active-duty personnel diagnosed with the disorder or former servicemembers who have not sought VA treatment. About 1.5 million U.S. troops have served in Iraq or Afghanistan. Of those, 750,000 have left the military and are eligible for VA health care. The nearly 50,000 VA-documented PTSD cases far exceed the 30,000 military personnel that the Pentagon officially classifies as wounded in the conflicts. The discrepancy underscores the view by military and civilian health officials, such as Lt. Gen. James Campbell, director of the Army staff, that troops tend to ignore, hide or fail to recognize their mental health wounds until after their military service.

homeless veteran

(Shankar Vedantam-WaPost: Most PTSD Treatments Not Proven Effective) The majority of treatments for post-traumatic stress disorder that are used to treat hundreds of thousands of veterans lack rigorous scientific evidence that they are effective, according to a report issued yesterday by a panel of the federal government’s top scientists.
“If a treatment that is not shown to be efficacious is nevertheless delivered to veterans, and if the treatment is relatively inert, even if it does not harm the veterans, it may demoralize the veteran,” said Richard McNally, a Harvard University psychologist and PTSD expert. “Providing treatments that do not have a good basis in evidence can result in people not improving, therefore getting demoralized and therefore not seeking treatment that can actually help them.”

But the panel failed to find evidence that any medication was effective in treating PTSD — this included the drugs Paxil and Zoloft, which have been approved by the Food and Drug Administration to treat the disorder. “A very high percentage of people who have been diagnosed with PTSD are on medications,” said Larry Scott, the founder of the advocacy group VA Watchdog dot Org, which serves as an information clearinghouse for veterans.

Veterans are prescribed drugs in mass quantities. It is a way to quickly consider the patient as being “in treatment”, without having to devote a lot of man-hours doing any psychiatric heavy lifting. The FDA officials and whatever doctors who helped out in this regard, to facilitate the opening of a new market for their big money drug daddies, should be investigated. Nothing is getting better for our military. The voices are growing louder though.

With that in mind, let me remind everyone to check out the work of: Blue Man in a Red DistrictArmy of Dude – Soldier Voices Forum – VideoVetsIraq Slogger

Suicide Prevention (Rerun)

(Since I’m devoting all of my writing energy to a project that cannot be shared publicly, I’ll be reruning some old ones and trying to post some more heady reading material from elsewhere along the way. Original posting)

US Foreign PolicyThe US military just can’t help themselves when it comes to troops being killed. They lied about Pat Tillman’s death, and here’s another example: Contrary to U.S. military statements, four U.S. soldiers did not die repelling a sneak attack at the governor’s office in the Shiite holy city of Karbala last week. New information obtained by The Associated Press shows they were abducted and found dead or dying as far as 25 miles away. Perhaps it’s out of shame or embarassment, but there is something that plays into this urge to supress the truth rather than deal with what these events actually mean. Is it so unbelievable that our enemy could kidnap four of our soldiers, drive away, kill them and never be caught? Or is that fact something we can live with, as long as the public doesn’t hear about it? I think the latter is right on, and the sad truth is that any number of US soldiers could be kidnaped, killed and then dumped on the side of the road like these four were, and to the bosses it wouldn’t cause anything a swig of peptol bismol wouldn’t fix.

Dick Cheney would respond to it like this, “Oh yea? Well you can tell the group responsible for this that they can kidnap and kill whoever they want, because we’re not leaving!” To some people that sounds like evidence of strength, but to me it’s just further proof that these troops that die at this point in the war really represent nothing more than the cost of doing business. Their deaths are something we as a society, along with the majority of our government, pretend to care about in the same way that we pretend to care about people who got cancer because their water was contaminated by a company’s pollution. Truth of the matter is, as a whole we simply shrug it off and go on with our day. Of course, it would be crazy if Dick Cheney were to respond to an entire family with leukemia and breast cancer by saying, “You can kill this family and every other family on this block…you hear me chemicals? Go ahead and kill these kids, we humans aren’t going anywhere!”

The logical response would be to find out how to keep from poluting the drinking water, but people like the ones we have calling the shots at the moment don’t think on that level at all. In terms of their role as the protectors of the republic, they protect entities rather than people. The entities they protect will in turn take care of the people, so there’s nothing they have to worry about along those lines. So a problem with education or lack of health care or work can be fixed in a number of ways, and the prefered method is to have the military fighting a war at all times. It creates work on the back end as equipment and weapons are needed, and for society’s dead-enders and/or the fools who really believe in the concept of killing Arabs halfways across the world to protect their neighbor living in the suburbs of Phoenix, the front line is a good place to deposit most of what the government would have had to pay for during your life anyhow.

When you run the numbers, it’s certainly not as simple a business model as say, systematically raising the niccotene level in cigarettes, but with the ability to continue grinding up bodies and equipment, expending rounds of ammo at the pace we are without any power within government willing to put an end to it, the promise of continuous orders for vehicles, uniforms, weapons, body armor, etc. and the subsequent lifelong need for medication, therapy, surgery, medical equipment, etc. for the veterans…our private sector then finds itself flush with opportunities to ramp up production, spread some stock options around, and takeover the operations of its competition. Once these businesses are given enough time to consolidate, the price per item cost will lower, and even more money can be made.

The key ingredient of course is human bodies that can pull the trigger and be maimed and/or killed in the war. As long as there are troops wearing uniforms, the public can be told of their absolute heroism and how they’re our best and brightest, with the story line that the war is what allows you and I to have our freedom. A universal farce that works like a charm, as regardless of the circumstances of the war in question, the soldier is to be compared with those who defeated Germany and the Brittish, and any indication to the contrary, like evidence that the troops are not only far from our “best and brightest” but that they are also apt to exhibit behavior common amongst the uneducated thugery of inner city ghetos throughout the homeland, is sure to be confronted with a thunderous wave of condemnation that is so exact and overwhelming in it’s force, that whoever was making their living by providing commentary prior to that moment, will most likely never have the opportunity to do so afterwards.

This video (Iraqi soldiers beating detainees while US troops cheer) brought me back to a time I remember quite well, as it began for me not even a decade ago. You’re in a humvee with your fellow soldiers, part of a combat unit and what takes place inside our “hearts and minds” would never make it past network censors, let alone the level of decency that exists within most communities around the world. In fact if you were to pluck out a handfull of trained killers from any line unit in theatre today, and put them in front of an auditorium full of kids in the frame of mind they’re in on a daily basis, those kids would most likely be scarred for life, and if the birds-and-the-bees discussion had yet to take place, it would have to start that night at home in an uncomfortable way like, “Mommy, does your snatch smell like salmon or clam chowder?”

Hence the reason for officers and medals, as the face of this organization cannot include any of these people and still be taken seriously by the general public. That they’re heralded as something just below demigod within our media and the underlying culture is proof that there is in general, a very good business reason for highlighting the legend and ignoring most everything else. Which doesn’t explain why the military can’t just admit that four soldiers were overtaken by twice as many of the enemy, and driven away with before anyone even noticed they were gone. Perhaps this type of lie has more to do with the career of a few officers than anything else, as I’m sure the platoon leader and company commander of the unit those soldiers belonged to are kissing their careers bye-bye. Though how can you blame anyone for anything at this point? Afterall, Rumsfeld did say, “stuff happens”!

It’s a cost of doing business. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to get in touch with my broker.

Update: Another video you need to watch – CBS News Report on the effort to secure a single street within Baghdad.

Al on Sports

College Football – MLB Divisional Round

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Those rare extended periods of seemingly historical events lining up one after the other, where the second you think it can’t get any better than it already is, something else happens…like Stanford converting a 4th and 20, then scoring to go up on 2nd ranked USC by a point with less than a minute to go. Oklahoma, Florida, West Virginia, Texas and Rutgers all lose last week. The ACC claimed one of those victims, with Maryland taking out Rutgers, but the most brutal ass-kicking of them all was South Florida over West Virginia. That game is one I saw, along with Auburn beating Florida (even the most passive football fan should never miss this annual matchup!), and the euphoria has carried over from 7 days ago, as 6TH RANKED Boston College took it to Bowling Green today, winning 55-24.

USC (2) has now officially lost to unranked Stanford, LSU (1) is down by three in the third quarter to a pissed off Florida team, and Wisconsin (5) already lost to Illinois. Simply put, Boston College is going to at least move up ahead of Wisconsin. Next week vs. Notre Dame, and after that it’s a bloodbath with away games at Virginia Tech, Clemson (in Death Valley, where they won in 2005), Maryland, at home against Florida St. and Miami. Right now, I’m worried most about Virginia Tech and Florida State, with Maryland as the trap game. If they were to make it through that run undefeated, then win the ACC championship game, there wouldn’t be any way the polls could rob them of a shot at the big game. No doubt, they will get robbed in the end, but I’m purposely denying myself a taste of that gruesome reality.

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Al on 9/27: As for the team coming out of the national league, I’m having a hard time figuring out how teams are going to hit against the Diamondback pitchers. If Webb is hitting on all cylinders, he can pitch forever, and their bullpen is better than anyone else’s, especially in the late innings with Lyon, Cruz and Valverde.

The Phillies weren’t that good of a team, but Chicago had a roster that looked to be built for October. In game one there was a meltdown of sorts, with their most dominant reliever Carlos Marmol giving it up in the 7th, first with a solo homerun, and then two more hits plus a walk for another run. That ended up being the difference, along with Ted Lilly not earning his money in game 2. The Diamondbacks are the most dangerous team besides the Red Sox. I think that’s going to be the world series matchup, and if I had to take one pitching staff or other other, it’d be hard not to take Arizona’s.

The pitching staff for Colorado came out of nowhere, so it seemed. I’m not entirely sold on the concept just yet. Likewise the brilliant future of Joba Chamberlain. It would have been easy to include one of him all covered in buzz-plague from last night, but it’s not the rookie’s fault the Yankees are down 0-2. Once again there are playoff games at stake, and once again Alex Rodriguez can be struck out with three pitches he’d have been able to handle back in September. Luckily, I’m a Red Sox fan.

The Iran War

This is its genesis right here – text of an amendment to the defense authorization bill (note that paragraphs 3 and 4 were removed from the final version, and 5 remained):

(1) that the manner in which the United States transitions and structures its military presence in Iraq will have critical long-term consequences for the future of the Persian Gulf and the Middle East, in particular with regard to the capability of the Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran to pose a threat to the security of the region, the prospects for democracy for the people of the region, and the health of the global economy;

(2) that it is a vital national interest of the United States to prevent the Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran from turning Shi’a militia extremists in Iraq into a Hezbollah-like force that could serve its interests inside Iraq, including by overwhelming, subverting, or co-opting institutions of the legitimate Government of Iraq;

(3) that it should be the policy of the United States to combat, contain, and roll back the violent activities and destabilizing influence inside Iraq of the Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran, its foreign facilitators such as Lebanese Hezbollah, and its indigenous Iraqi proxies;

(4) to support the prudent and calibrated use of all instruments of United States national power in Iraq, including diplomatic, economic, intelligence, and military instruments, in support of the policy described in paragraph (3) with respect to the Government of the Islamic Republic of Iran and its proxies;

(5) that the United States should designate the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps as a foreign terrorist organization under section 219 of the Immigration and Nationality Act and place the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps on the list of Specially Designated Global Terrorists, as established under the International Emergency Economic Powers Act and initiated under Executive Order 13224; and

(6) that the Department of the Treasury should act with all possible expediency to complete the listing of those entities targeted under United Nations Security Council Resolutions 1737 and 1747 adopted unanimously on December 23, 2006 and March 24, 2007, respectively.

Paragraph number 5 cracked the door open, and far too many Senators remain naive as to what this President can and will do with an inch. If Iran’s national military is a terrorist organization, then they’ll reason an attack is authorized based on the President’s war powers in fighting the global war on terror. If Iran’s military is a terrorist organization according to the US Congress, then there’s nothing left to discuss. There doesn’t need to be WMDs. The nuke reasons aren’t necessary once this thing passes.

Cute little buggers that they are, the Democrats attached the Hate Crimes bill to this defense authorization, and so, the blood of foreigners will be traded in exchange for legislation that has no business being a part of it, ala the minimum wage increase tacked onto the last war spending bill this past spring. I could go on forever on this, but one example of why I’ve been depressed this week is Dick Durbin, who speaks harshly about the amendment and then 12 hours later votes in favor of it. Is he on drugs? Are any of these fucks paying attention? I suppose I have less to complain about than others, as Kerry and Kennedy both voted against the amendment, though it does seem silly for a Lieberman/Kyl amendment on Iran to get an up or down vote on the floor, yet Webb’s amendment couldn’t break the filibuster. How does that make sense? Republicans get their votes on this and the bullshit MoveOn amendment, but an amendment to give troops equal time home as time deployed can’t make it to the floor? Will it ever be time to say enough’s enough and shut the place down?

Harry Reid is a chump, Dianne Feinstein is a disgrace and Hillary Clinton just lost my vote forever. Carl Levin…he can be talked into anything. “My good friend, you say you want to work on a bipartisan amendment to outlaw breathing…hmm, Bi-Partisan ey?” Click here to see the roll call, 76-22.

Support the Troops, Screw the Veterans

This war is becoming more difficult to support in a romantic sense as the bloody months continue to pile up.  What interests me most about true believers today, is that besides the token blather points – “Anbar now has casual Friday and a soft serve ice cream machine on every corner” or “I talked to someone who is over there, and they say that the war is going well” – there is still only that romantic outlook of how democracy can still be a good thing, even if half of the population has to die before it can enjoy its freedom to vote for government officials.  To hear them say it, you’d think that every democracy in the world was doing well, operating openly and adhering to the will of its people.  When the truth is, as long as the water is running, the electricity is up and there’s a job to pay the bills, most people don’t give shit about all the rest.  It’s not that important when the alternative is possibly being doused with kerosene and set on fire, or having to move the family to a shantytown in Syria without a cent to your name…militia squatters have destroyed your collection of artwork, stolen your stash of pornography and used your bathtub as a toilet…you know it’s true, but all that can be replaced, repaired, remembered, as these American fellows seem quite optomistic about things, so I tell the wife and children that they will only have to turn tricks for a few more months and then we’ll be able to go back home. 

No…these people are a very inconvenient reality for the true believer, and they are not featured as part of the romantic bullshit story of freedom, liberty and democracy.  Neither are the veterans, nor the fact that IEDs kill more of our people than any other method of attack, nor the fact that Iraq is in the midst of a civil war.  Take out all of these elements and you’re close to the story they’ll tell you, but not there yet.  Since the political party that handled this from the start is still in power, and happens to be the party that the true believer votes for, they are likely to sprinkle in a whole lot of blame for why the war has failed.  It’s easy to point fingers at various nations full of brown people and accuse them of interfering with our occupation, so Iran, Syria and every other Arab nation besides Saudi Arabia, Israel and Jordan will be talked about, blamed for our own mistakes. 

This is a tough thing to have to do, basically turn the brain off and revert back to the animal instincts.  If necessary, eat your own.  Veterans have it tough already, but now the true believers want us to know that they’re sick and tired of hearing about things they’d rather ignore.  They’re offended that people who served in the military would have the audacity to lay claim to their woobie, their security blanket, this myth that somehow the right-wingers are the only patriotic Americans, and so the veterans speak, their families speak, the true believers want to smear them like they do every other political opponent, only it’s tabboo…or it used to be before these people lost their minds.  Two pieces of evidence here, and the second is a video of someone I’m friends with online.  The first is something written by a veteran in response to something Rush Limbaugh said:

1.   So I’m a “Phony Soldier,” Rush? w/update

2. Wife of a veteran told she should ‘cease to exist’ by a right-wing professor at a Vets for Freedom event

Go Rockies!!!

Anyone who has followed this race down the stretch, you know what I’m talking about.  They’re up 2-0 on the Dodgers late in tonight’s game, and if they win, they’d still be a game out of the wild card spot with both Philly and San Diego ahead of them, though it would be 10 wins in a row!  The Mets are fading in this last week, and could lose the division to Philly, as their one game lead isn’t looking solid at this point.  If I had to pick one of those four teams in a seven game series, I’d go with San Diego, but at this point, my heart’s with Colorado. 

As for the team coming out of the national league, I’m having a hard time figuring out how teams are going to hit against the Diamondback pitchers.  If Webb is hitting on all cylinders, he can pitch forever, and their bullpen is better than anyone else’s, especially in the late innings with Lyon, Cruz and Valverde.  I won’t get into predictions from the American League just yet.  Manny and Youk are back now, Gagne managed not to blow a 6 run lead tonight (actually struck out two in a row to end an inning with runners at the corners), Okajima is still a question mark, Dice-K seems worn out, Lugo & Drew are hitting right now…in the American League, with the four teams that are in, I’d take Josh Beckett in a game seven start over anyone.  I’m not sure Boston’s bullpen is even better than the Yankees’ now.  Joba Chamberlain is for real, and in spite of our success vs. Rivera in recent years, it’s still a bad feeling knowing your team has to score a run off of him to tie up a game.  He’s one of the only guys I’d ever pinch hit a righty in place of a lefty. 

The magic number is 2, and it looks like the Sox are going up against the Angels.  Like I said, the NL is wide open, and I’m pulling for Colorado to make it in. 

OSU’s coach Gundy goes apeshit at a press conference

I agree with the guy. Even when it happens in professional sports, it sucks. I’ve been tempted some nights to get on the blog and tear Eric Gagne to pieces, but then I calm down and get over it. When atheletes make problems with their mouth or lack of discipline, I feel like it’s open season, but to screw up in a game is human. Not only that, but we fans are really full of shit if we think that somehow it hurts us more than it does the guy who screwed up and lost the game. At the college level I especially respect a guy who will stand up for his players like this guy just did. The vast majority of college atheletes don’t make a living off of sports once they’ve graduated, and they don’t make a penny while they’re going to school. That scholarship is something they earn tenfold when you consider the amount of revenue a successful program brings in to the school.

Coming from the Boston area, I’m used to a combative sporting press, especially on the radio, but even back there, they won’t get on a Boston College player’s case like often happens in the midwest at that level (and sometimes high school as well). I think some of these fans are nuts, but the fact that they’re nuts means there’s a market for the type of writing this coach is upset about. Not much going on in Oklahoma…can’t forget that. The articles on OU and OSU that come out after a game, are like Page 6 in the NY Post for them. Or, to equate it with something I look forward to reading, Barron’s weekly, on a Saturday night…damn, the sheer notion of that being an exciting way to spend a Saturday night, if the 23 year old me had known about this, I’d definitely be short a few thousand more brain cells. Check out this video:

Lynch the Jena 6

Former White House press secretary Tony Snow on an October 2003 edition of Fox News Sunday: “Here’s the unmentionable secret: Racism isn’t that big a deal any more. No sensible person supports it. Nobody of importance preaches it. It’s rapidly becoming an ugly memory.”

repressed homosexualityUnfortunately, Tony Snow’s judgement regarding who is and who isn’t a “sensible person” isn’t all that good. This was prior to him becoming a paid liar, but for the right-wing it’s a mantra that some know to be complete bullshit. Nothing gets them more defensive than to have race enter a discussion, and since they’ve been in charge of the country for so long, it has worked for them. This situation in Jena isn’t something that side wants to hear about right now, and to make matters worse, here come the neo-nazis. You know, the ugly guys from high school (those that actually went) who just threw in the towel one day, shaved their head, decided to hang out with other guys with shaved heads who couldn’t get laid either, so that maybe their combined loser potential could somehow bring happiness into their lives, which it didn’t, mostly because at some point they realize they’re attracted to men with shaved heads and wallet chains – BUT – beating on niggers, spics and queers managed to help them stop thinking about skinhead group sex all the time, so they do it as often as they can. The upside to this life, is that when they get caught and locked up, they can finally find happiness, as having sex with one another in prison doesn’t compute as being gay to them. Unfortunately, once they’re parolled and back running with their people, the urges build up once more, and the only way to feel better is to find someone to beat up. Back to prison, which they’re secretly happy about, but if anyone else knew about it, they’d have to get kicked out of the gang…

Anyways, ‘Lynch the Jena 6′ is the title of a web posting, made by a group of repressed homosexual neo-nazis, and it lists the phone numbers and addresses of each of the six kids’ families. Pat’s House Blend – a new blog I’ve found recently – posted on this, and is where I read these exerpts from their message:

Repressed homosexual neo-nazi leader William A. White also listed some of the defendants’ telephone numbers, urging his readers to “Get in touch, and let them know justice is coming.” On his Web site, White complained of “agitators” who were demanding acquittals.

A posting Thursday afternoon that contained contact information for the six youths was headlined: “Addresses of Jena 6 Niggers; In case anyone wants to deliver justice…If these niggers are released or acquitted, we will find out where they live and make sure that white activists and white citizens in Louisiana know it…in order to find someone willing to deliver justice.”

I know, I know…these are just a handfull of crazies. The point is, they’re out there. Repressing their desire for rough man love, at home thinking about it most nights as they listen to Michael Savage.

UPDATE 9/24/07

JENA – Feet meet pavement

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White kids from the high school hang nooses up on trees on school property, and one of them gets his ass kicked for it.  Something to learn from, nothing too serious, as he was up and about that night, attending a function.  Rural Louisiana has a number of things locked up for whites, and the judgement of a DA in this case, was that the six black kids needed to be charged with attempted murder.  Now there are thousands of protesters inside of that town, and for the black community this is the place to take a stand.  I agree. 

UK Guardian – Bell, 16 at the time of the attack, is the only one of the “Jena Six” to be tried so far. He was convicted on an aggravated second-degree battery count that could have sent him to prison for 15 years, but the conviction was overturned last week when a state appeals court said he should not have been tried as an adult. Thursday’s protest had been planned to coincide with Bell’s sentencing, but organizers decided to press ahead even after the conviction was thrown out. Bell remains in jail while prosecutors prepare an appeal. He has been unable to meet the $90,000 bond.

I haven’t been able to confirm it for myself just yet, but apparantly the DA went to the school and spoke to all of the black kids in the cafeteria or auditorium, telling them that if they continued protesting the arrest of their classmates, if they didn’t accept the fact that they were no good niggers for thinking they had the right to criticize white folk, that he’d come down on them hard. The slate of injustice is stocked full at the moment, but this example right here speaks to what America really is.

Buy Gold – Junk Bonds

FED set to cut rates on Tuesday – The dollar is already going in the wrong direction, and a .25 or .50 rate cut this week will lower its value even more. I sold one of my three US securities (BAM – Brookfield Asset Management) two weeks ago, and dumped it all into gold, and while one of my other US stock (ORCL – Oracle) is in the sweet spot [corporations are cash heavy and looking to squeeze out productivity, enterprise technology investment - particularly in the service oriented architecture realm - will continue to be that shortest distance between most two points], there are solid companies selling bonds right now at yields above 10%. One in my area, Yankee Candle, I noticed last week they were selling 10 year paper at right around that yield. In 2017 Yankee Candle may have been gobbled up by a bigger fish, but all I’d have to worry about would be it going bankrupt between now and then, which it won’t. You’ll more than double what you put in.

I’m not 100% cynical, but pretty close at this point. Foreign currency, high yield paper from the right company, gold and some other commodities…it’s time to step away from the table at this point. If you’ve got retirement money in mutual funds, be sure to check on their allocations, and if it’s a domestic stock fund, perhaps one that could be especially hurt by a slowdown in consumer spending (what wouldn’t?), it’s time to hit the books and make an INFORMED decision to either hold what you’ve got, or like I’ve said, move that money off onto the sidelines.

Eric the Midget Returns!

eric the midgetHoward: “Eric, you’ve got to know that it’s not proper to be calling Diana Degarmo’s mother at her house and constantly asking to meet with her daughter.”

My brother emailed me earlier today with a message titled – HE’S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK – which read, “Make sure you grab the show tomorrow, Eric was back on today. He’s apparently been stalking another American idol chick but has been calling the ladies mom all day trying to get through to her… it’s a riot!”

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Eric the Midget, and his participation on Howard Stern’s show, I’ll try to fill you in. He’s a tiny guy in a wheelchair who loves American Idol, and has a tendency to get roped into bit after bit when he calls in. The song parodies they’ve churned out using his voice are all hillarious, but the genius of all this is how he’s compelled to call in, usually pissed off and ready to cut all ties, only to get diverted onto another topic, always funny…like one time he called in after not showing up for an Idol taping, where Howard had reached out to Jimmy Kimmell to score tickets for him and a friend. The explaination of why he didn’t show up, and how it’s bad for Howard to be asking for favors only to Eric make him look bad, is a great 15 minutes of radio, and then while that’s going on, a porn star who runs a web site that Eric pays $30 bucks a month to be a member of is suddenly on the line, and she has phone sex with him…the bit is only funny if you can hear his voice, but this is a scenario that will play out in real time over the radio.

He’d finally had enough a month or two ago and posted on the message board that he wasn’t ever going to call in again. The guy cracked, and it’s all over the fact that he’s suddenly decided to become a writer and has been stalking an American Idol contestant, hoping they’d agree to host Eric and his parents down in Atlanta for some kind of an interview. The point in posting this here, is that for some reason today and yesterday I’d been in a very un-creative mood, which is frustrating. A lack of sleep is part of it, but not the sole cause of it. Anyways, I started listening to the show tonight, and almost immediately I’m back in business. My mood has done a 180. Comedy is medicine in times like these.

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