In 1997, Huckabee claimed that Jesus would have agreed with him on supporting the death penalty. Shortly before a triple execution in Arkansas in Jan. 1997, a caller called into Huckabee’s show on Arkansas Educational Television Network and asking how he squared his Christian teachings with his support for the death penalty. As the Arkansas Times reported on Jan. 22, 1997:
“Interestingly enough,†Huckabee allowed, “if there was ever an occasion for someone to have argued against the death penalty, I think Jesus could have done so on the cross and said, ‘This is an unjust punishment and I deserve clemency’.â€
(Think Progress) Jesus, though, did not ask for clemency. Therefore, according to Huckabee’s logic, Jesus must have been in favor of capital punishment.
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Here’s the link.  h/t The Antagonist
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This is one of my own creations, cliped out of what I consider to be far and away the best episode of Real Time w/ Bill Maher this season. Rahm Emanuel was also scheduled, but he didn’t show up. What a blessing! As the result was was honest, brilliant, alive and often hillarious. The video is all of the panel discussion, without any of the interviews or Bill’s solo segments at the beginning or end. Enjoy!
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Max Blumenthal at the Value Voters Summit 2007 (at the end they honor James Dobson)
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He was a Spainard who made the voyage to North America in the 1500s. The following work is a portion of his ‘Brief Account of the Devastation of the Indies’, published in 1542. The first reading of this a while back was shocking, but the reason it came to mind recently was the “phony soldiers” episode. Casas had written this and sent it back to Spain for the kingdom’s own purposes, but it was leaked, translated and used by other countries to point out his country’s sins in America. Especially Protestant nations like England and The Netherlands, whose Spanish adversaries were Catholic (along those lines, if anyone hasn’t studied The Hundred Years War, you’re missing out). So Casas was accused of treason and heresy for telling the truth. Patriotism warranted such charges, as those who subscribe to the “phony soldiers” mantra today believe also. You’ve got to read below the fold to get even a taste of what Casas exposed:
“The Indies were discovered in the year one thousand four hundred and ninety-two. In the following year a great many Spaniards went there with the intention of settling the land. Thus, forty-nine years have passed since the first settlers penetrated the land, the first so claimed being the large and most happy isle called Hispaniola, which is six hundred leagues in circumference. Around it in all directions are many other islands, some very big, others very small, and all of them were, as we saw with our own eyes, densely populated with native peoples called Indians. This large island was perhaps the most densely populated place in the world. There must be close to two hundred leagues of land on this island, and the seacoast has been explored for more than ten thousand leagues, and each day more of it is being explored. And all the land so far discovered is a beehive of people; it is as though God had crowded into these lands the great majority of mankind.
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(AHN) The twin blasts that marred former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto return to Pakistan was the deadliest terror attack in the country’s history, with a death toll of 132 and more than 200 wounded. The figures are likely to rise, authorities said.
I’m really disappointed by the condition of humanity. These thoughts are sad ones. Plenty of distractions work to bury all that, but the notion of jihad equaling something so heinous, this perversion of Islam, how it is surging in Pakistan and other places, speaks volumes. People are not acting for the sake of this life here on earth. Ironically, they kill innocent people because of a hunger for power here on earth that cannot be satisfied through the spreading of their ideas alone.
No – very much like the United States, the pretend-jihadists foolishly believe that violence is their golden ticket.
(Pakistan Daily Times – Written prior to the attacks) That Bhutto remains a crowd-puller is evident from her reception. But leaving aside the rhetoric, the symbolism, the dramaturgy and even the poetry of the moment, the plunge she has taken is probably the most challenging decision of her life. Ms Benazir Bhutto is back; she has replicated her 1986 reception. Once again, she is five-star material. But 2007 is not 1986. The difference offers both challenges and opportunities.Writing in the Times of London, Bhutto says she is carrying “a manuscript of a book” and describes it as “a treatise on the reconciliation of the values of Islam and the West and a prescription for a moderate, modern Islam that marginalises extremists, returns the military from politics to their barracks, treats all citizens and especially women equally and selects its leaders by free and fair elections.” This is a tall order. Reality is that this manifesto, if it can be called that, may be more of a wish-list.
(CNN) The blasts confirmed fears of instability linked to her return, which came after she reached a controversial agreement with Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf that will allow her to seek re-election as prime minister. Many were bitterly opposed to that deal. “This is what everyone feared,” Rivers said.
Ahmed said Musharraf, who is waiting to see if the Supreme Court confirm his eligibility as president, will most likely take this opportunity to strengthen his position. “He will say, ‘I told you so, He will tell Washington I told you so. He will tell Benazir Bhutto I told you so. This is not the time for you to come back, stay out let me handle the administration, let me be the strong man,’ ” Ahmed said.
(Bloomberg) Credit-default swaps on Pakistan’s debt rose 25 basis points to 300 basis points, according to ABN Amro Holding NV. Each basis point on a contract protecting $10 million of debt from default for five years adds $1,000 to the annual cost. Pakistan’s benchmark stock index may fall from a record after the attacks targeted the convoy of Benazir Bhutto, who returned to the nation seeking to be elected prime minister.
The “thug bubble”…
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This is great – “how to order a hit using the Bible”. karl sent this over today:
MEDIA ADVISORY, Aug. 14 /Christian Newswire/ — In light of the recent attack from the enemies of God I ask the children of God to go into action with Imprecatory Prayer. Especially against Americans United for Separation of Church and State. I made an attempt to go to them via Matt 18:15 but they refused to talk to me. Specifically target Joe Conn or Jeremy Learing. They are those who lead the attack. (You can see their press release attack at www.au.org )
Imprecatory prayer, is now our duty
Now that all efforts have been exhausted, we must begin our Imprecatory Prayer, at the key points of the parliamentary role in the earth where we live. John Calvin gave the church its marching orders from Scripture. The righteous have dominion, but only through imprecatory prayer against the ungodly. David as our Old Testament shepherd gives us many Imprecatory prayers, and can be found to be in best focus in Psalm 109. Also chapters 55, 58, 68, 69, and 83
Pray these back to God and He will answer. Jesus in Matthew 23: 13, 15, 16, 23, 24, 27, and 29 gave us our New Testament marching orders as well.
Let us join Paul and declare anathema upon anyone” who loves not the Lord Jesus.” I Cor 16:22. Church father Martin Luther, led us by saying…”If any of the enemies of God’s people belong to God’s election, the church’s prayer against them giveth way to their conversion, and seeketh no more than that the judgment should follow them, only until they acknowledge their sin, turn, and seek God.”
How to pray
Please join us, with Bible in hand, and let us do battle against the enemies of God.
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This is pretty funny. karl emailed it yesterday.
KAMIAH, Idaho — Do you envision a dream home that shields you from nuclear holocaust? Marauding outlaws? Agents of Satan? You’re in luck. A $230,000, two-story, three-bedroom beauty nestled amid rolling pastures eight miles north of here is on the market. The “Survivalist Home,” as advertised in north central Idaho newspapers, was built in 1998 on 21/2 acres and designed as a haven from nuclear fallout and roving bands of outlaws, said owner Mike (Big Mike) Molesworth, 62.”You won’t find another one like this up here,” he said.
His self-sufficient home is in part of Idaho that has drawn many people seeking havens from the world, such as those who came 13 years ago with constitutionalist Bo Gritz to form the Christian covenant communities, Almost Heaven and Shenandoah, which are on 600 acres nearby in the Woodland area.
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Either in school or on TV (or maybe I read about it), there was a study performed where 50 or so people were in a room and given a horoscope that was color-coded based on what the person’s sign was. This one pager was packed with text, meaning the horoscopes were more detailed than even the ones found in certain magazines. At the end of the reading period, a high percentage (I want to say over 90%) thought that it accurately described their situation in life. The whole point of the experiment was to determine whether people will bend their perceptions to accommodate what they are reading, and the answer turned out to be ‘yes’. They determined that this was true, because everyone in the room had the exact same horoscope, just on a specific color of paper based on their birthday.
I include this disclaimer because for the most part I think the concept is bullshit, but at the same time useful if it causes human beings to look inward and get to know themselves. That’s always a good thing. Then there are moments like tonight when I get to feeling like there might be something to it. I think of these moments as instances where God is telling me to stop doubting its own existence. If that is the case, then I want to thank God for not getting this point across with an Old Testament type of injury, like one meant to scare me into believing. And as far as that goes, I don’t think a God that does exist would be doing any of those horrible things to anyone in the first place. Meaning, if I have any faith at all in regards to ‘God’, it’s that he or she is not as much of a maniac as the holy books tell it.
This is more God’s style right here – Chinese food tonight for the family is house special fried rice, beef teriyaki and sesame chicken. Our cat Cleo will eat some of the beef and a few of the shrimp in the rice, and this combination is one that both of the boys can enjoy. With twins this can be a tricky thing come dinner time. Anyways…there are four fortune cookies, which I distribute. They are spot on for each of us, and if one had ended up in a different hand, they wouldn’t have made any sense.
Sam – Your reputation is your wealth.
Max – Your emotions are right on the surface, but that’s okay.
Heather – A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work.
Papa – Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
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Outstanding find, Thank God For YouTube!!! Part 2 is below the fold. (H/T Andrew Sullivan, hockey assist Your Daily Awesome)
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I did see the movie “Borat” and yes, I am stealing that joke for the title of this piece. Our ‘War of Terror’ is defined by the applause that backs it up during an event like the Republican primary debate in South Carolina, where the notion of feeling righteous because you are terrified of terrorists is the tie that binds everyone together as a team (minus Ron Paul of course, who is cruising for a trip behind the woodshed). Someone like me is then terrified, not of terrorists, but of my fellow citizens being terrified by terrorists. The genesis of this terror for me resides in the fact that anyone is terrified of anything in the first place.
Eager to be terrified, for the portion of our republic represented by folks who expect the rapture to take place soon, getting on board the 9/11 train and remaining in their seat forever is a piece of cake. Not to pick on the Revelations-enthusiasts out there, but to make a connection between the strategy employed by Republicans in securing the fear of their base, it is quite easy to identify the wisdom behind their strategy. Because just as a belief in the ‘end of days’ goes along nicely with the idea of ’something much worse than 9/11′, so does the militaristic, no holds barred defiance of these abstract evils partner up exceptionally well with the ’spiritual warrior’ persona that understands how strong of a grip Satan or al-Qaeda has on the majority of others, who will therefore never truly ‘get it’.
To perceive the world in those terms to begin with, you have to be driven by faith. When that is the fuel that powers your motor, it is much easier to accept things like torture, Guantanamo and the notion that we’re “making progress” in Iraq. The collateral damage that is rung up along the way is only pointed out and dwelt upon by those who don’t ‘get it’. And so the graphic mutilated fetus posters are co-opted and employed by the movement for the sake of terrifying those who do not ‘get it’ into feeling ashamed for simply disagreeing. How can that shame be forced to grow, so that the harvesting of it benefits the movement? Who or what can be used as an adequate lever to force this issue?
Democrats in Congress proved today that the military is a lever, and the war of terror waged against them centered around the notion that to cut off funding for the occupation of Iraq would mean that the military somehow suffers. Lest the Democratic Party have to take off the gloves and point the finger directly back at the President who remains responsible for the suffering of our military up till this point, I suppose the fear of being incapable of prevailing in that argument tells us all we need to know. Besides John Murtha scaring the Republicans right back by doing just that, who else within the leadership of either house is willing to get angry, point the finger right back at this President and get dirty on behalf of these same troops that everyone is supposedly so concerned about? Can the Republicans manage to terrify these Democrats into believing that it is only the party that sends the troops off to die in a lost war, shorts them on armor, equipment, recovery time, benefits and a strategy, that can then prevail in a battle over who really had their best interests at heart?
Besides a small contingent of loud and ignorant Republicans, most of whom never fought in a war, who will tell you that we could have won the war in Vietnam if we’d stayed longer, the vast majority of Americans aren’t second-guessing the wisdom of our withdrawal. Besides the millions of Americans who rightly protested for it to have happened years earlier than it eventually did, I don’t think you’re going to find many people today who are willing to pretend that the outcome wasn’t inevitable. Just as the specter of communism drove the faithful into a posture of righteous terrorization towards whoever doubted what the stated “cost of failure” in Vietnam would be, the specter of al-Qaeda is now the preferred catalyst of righteous terrorization agents bearing similar “cost of failure” warnings. That a Democratic member of congress would fall victim to either of these lazy and predictable constructs, is the only thing that has managed to terrify me since the day after the towers fell.
The very idea of this happening once the power to end the war was finally in our hands, had never entered my mind in such a way that my hope was entirely trounced. I’d doubted Harry Reid’s game for a while, and didn’t honestly know whether he was up to the historic challenge facing him. Even so, it wasn’t until today that I finally managed to ‘get the fear’ for the first time since the towers fell. Not until today did I officially fall victim to this war of terror.
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You wont get any better advice from someone you pay to have listen to all the weepy nonsense running through that head of yours…and not only is this free, it’s your’s truly:
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Reverend James Dobson (5/14/07): “I was invited to go to Washington DC to meet with President Bush in the White House along with 12 or 13 other leaders of the pro-family movement. And the topic of the discussion that day was Iraq, Iran and international terrorism. And we were together for 90 minutes and it was very enlightening and in some ways disturbing too. I heard about this danger [from Iran] not only at the White House but from other pro-family leaders that I met during that week in Washington. Many people in a position to know are talking about the possibility of losing a city to nuclear or biological or chemical attack. And if we can lose one we can lose ten.
This makes perfect sense of course, as every day we’re seeing another report of Iran planing to do just this to one of our cities. Just like Saddam was going to, before we stopped him just in the nick of time.
Dobson: “If we can lose ten we can lose a hundred, especially if North Korea and Russia and China pile on.”
Dobson’s influence over millions is undeniable. While they buy into ‘T-Rex on the Ark’ and ‘You can Pray the Gay Away (we’ll show you how for $5,000)’, they can’t be stupid enough to buy this story again, right? From a business perspective it seems counterintuitive to on the one hand desire an influx of customers to your faith, yet on the other, to advocate for the prevention of some disaster that would send them running into your arms. Or is this simply another example of an evangelical willing to say anything for a sensual ego-stroking? (H/T Raw Story)
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1. On Sunday, Paul Barnes, founding pastor of the 2,100-member Grace Chapel in this Denver suburb, told his evangelical congregation in a videotaped message he had had sexual relations with other men and was stepping down. “I have struggled with homosexuality since I was a 5-year-old boy…I can’t tell you the number of nights I have cried myself to sleep, begging God to take this away.” Barnes, 54, led Grace Chapel for 28 years. He and his wife have two adult children.
deadissue: The church is reaching out to John Ashcroft for advice on what to do about this, and he’s suggested covering the crucified Christ in loincloth statue or start making updated ones where he’s dressed business casual. Limit the temptation for his body and the “kinky desires” that naturally get tied up together from years and years and years of getting down on his knees in front of this snuff statue and feeling happy, safe, warm, loved…
2. Phillip Carter – What about the Grunts?: “For all of the time they spent learning about America’s war in Iraq, the Iraq Study Group failed to study the war at its most critical level: that of the grunts. Nothing makes this clearer than the report’s appendix, which lists scores of men and women interviewed for the report, but none below the rank of lieutenant colonel…Forget about its technological sophistication or vaunted all-volunteer force—today’s American military is the largest and most lethargic bureaucracy in world history. Its job in Iraq has been made tougher by the grafting of numerous civilian headquarters onto its existing Hydra-headed command—first the Pentagon’s Office of Reconstruction and Humanitarian Assistance, then the Coalition Provisional Authority, then a U.S. Embassy, and now a U.S. diplomatic mission and a nascent Iraqi government. The Iraq Study Group, the Pentagon, and the U.S. headquarters in Baghdad have all displayed an almost pathological inability to listen to and learn from their own people.”
3. Robert Tait in Tehran – Students protest against Ahmadinejad: “Iran’s president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, faced an unprecedented outburst of public opposition yesterday from student demonstrators who burned his picture and chanted “Death to the dictator”…This year, Mr Ahmadinejad demanded a purge of “secular and liberal” lecturers, whom he accused of having been a fifth column for western values and colonialism in Iran for the past 150 years. Under his presidency, a hardline cleric was appointed chancellor of Tehran university for the first time.”
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“We ought to embrace the whole human race without exception in a single feelilng of love; here there is no distinction between barbarian and Greek, worthy and unworthy, friend and enemy, since all should be contemplated in God, not in themselves. When we turn aside from such contemplation, it is no wonder we become entangled in many errors.” -John Calvin
The evangelical Protestant movement as a whole is not the kind of religion we perceive it to be, embodied in Pastor Ted Haggins and his mega-church in Colorado Springs. What we’re seeing in his case and that of James Dobson is rather the evangelical movement as a marketing force for itself, rather than a marketing force for God. There are too many parallels between the marketing of born-again evangelical Christianity and the marketing of Apple computers as I see it. The evolution of Protestant religion in the case of born-again evangelicals from the Reformation to today is a case study in becoming what one despises through the ignorance of one’s own history. While the Catholic church’s hook being that baptism at a certain age in a certain setting ensured entry to heaven helped to retain through fear the person whose curiosity would have lead them down a different path, the Protestant faith generally rejected such things, while embracing the two sentences I chose to open with up above. Today we see that not only has the hook been made part of the evangelical Protestant faith represented by Haggard and Dobson, but that they’ve managed to add several barbs to it as well.
It is my firm belief that God plays less of a role in this religion than its members would like to think. Debates that leverage scripture are healthy and relevant, but not to the extent that these folks use it to make their points. Getting back to the marketing concept, when you debate a born-again evangelical using scripture, it often feels like having a corporate lawyer explain to you the fine print on a contract you failed to understand fully before signing. Ala our government’s runup to the Iraq War, they fix the facts around the favored policy, and never give up. If you’re not convinced, it is their duty to rescue you, and ultimately it comes down to ‘Father Knows Best’. Though, by the time you finally come around, you’re too punch-drunk to realize it.
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Pat: There’s no question…that the rain today in the northeast region of the nation, the home of New-YOrk CITy, the breeding ground of sin, and Massachusetts with their judiciary willing to risk the lives of CHRISTIANS EVERYWHERE by spitting into the face of God, then expressing NO remorse. And that’s why a thinking man understands full well that a gay-PRIDE PAR-ade experiencing some weather difficulties, may in fact be acquainting themselves with the oblivion their choices have steered them towards. I hear the Axe Body Spray advertisements have stirred up batches of homosexual fever across parts of Kansas and…
Bimbo: Which reminds me that for the next couple days we’ll be offering a half point plus worship minutes for every new subscriber referred in the month of July.
Pat: Yea, and what this means is, instead of getting the full point and really…NOTHING else to show for your donation to the Lord’s Work…heh
Bimbo: Doesn’t sound like a good deal to me, only one and none of the other!
Pat: That’s right, and so we realized that we just had to do MORE for EACH of you out there, busy working for the sake of humanity, and let’s pass that burden around, let’s SHARE it…
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As a matter of principle, polygamy doesn’t offend or scare me in any way. My belief is that families are the engine that runs every successful nation in the world, and as long as whoever is up to it, more power to them. Love being the standard, not appearances.
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This is going to cause a lot of babbling when it comes out. Expert analysts on the TV hashing it out for days. As if…what? We censor it? On Malacay in Kansas’s behalf?
We pass a law, and anything Malacay finds offensive or insulting is immediately shut down.
It’s that simple of a thing…and it’s not like a hundred years from now the Bible will be gone, replaced with a fiction novel.
Then again, that’s how we ended up with Mormans…
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Sex is natural and a lot of fun…so we need to do something about that.
JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – An attempt to resume state spending on birth control got shot down Wednesday by House members who argued it would have amounted to an endorsement of promiscuous lifestyles.
“State taxpayers should not be required to subsidize activities they believe are immoral or unethical, relating to contraceptives or abortions,” said Larry Weber, executive director of the state Catholic Conference.
“If you hand out contraception to single women, we’re saying promiscuity is OK as a state, and I am not in support of that,” Phillips, R-Kansas City, said in an interview.
Others, including some lawmakers who described themselves as “pro-life,” said it was illogical for anti-abortion lawmakers to deny money for contraception to low-income people who use public health clinics.
So South Dakota got the ball rolling, and now the hard-core anti-sex contingent in America is in full battle dress, ready to shame their people into finally buying in to the concept that ‘Hormones Are Evil’! Indeed, all this talk about abortion has really been about something else for a lot of people. A fear of sex, whether it’s prostitution, STDs or even the notion of explaining to a 6th grader the differences between men and women, and how babies are made…the underlying theme is a demonizing of sex itself, a sign of the very real problem in America today, where adults don’t want their children to know about certain things, in hopes that merely saying ‘Don’t’ will keep them safe.
Lazy adults, wound too tight, mostly married and decades past a time when each of them experienced hormonal urges that could (and in some cases did) convince them to stick it in one of the farm animals. I once tried to make love to a water jet in a pool…that kid doing it with the pie…it’s an innocent period in our lives, complicated by ferocious chemicals clouding our judgement, 100% natural, grade A humanity.
These older folks have forgotten about all that. In fact, a couple more layers of this onion coming off might very well show all of us that they honestly believe that the hormones represent Satan. And it’s not ‘natural’ to be horny as hell when you’re young…(cowards!)
So here’s how I read this: “If you live in Missouri and have sex for any other reason than to produce a child, you’re a bad person.” I disagree, and happen to also think that it’s this type of regressive thinking that creates priests who mollest children, girls who get pregnant before they graduate high school and gay men or women who get married, only to destroy their family when one day they decide that they can no longer handle living a lie. It’s this type of negativity that leads to the foolish suppression of those natural hormones turning into a mental problem, not only for the person, but also those around them.
Aside from all that, it’s extremely anti-woman! As she’s the one who has to carry a child, give birth and then ‘hope’ that the boy lives up to his end of the responsibility for raising it. So while I was able to get free condoms at Planned Parenthood, my doctor’s office AND at every Army medical facility I ever steped foot in…a kid growing up in Missouri won’t.
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Watching the Oscars tonight, Heather and I basically agreed upon something we’d both thought a lot about in recent years…becoming Jews. Blood is a factor, the generations of people who came before us, toiled and suffered, so we could have the freedom to belong to the same church as they did. It matters, it truly does, though I am related to 5 of the Pilgrims, the reason they came here has more to do with this decision than the religion they aimed to freely practice.
Exodus has always been my favorite book of the bible. Slaves breaking free and God sticking up for them. Bad people suffer for doing the same to good people. There’s a force at play, and the role of this force isn’t to decide who goes to heaven or hell, but instead to even up the odds and ensure that bad doesn’t always triumph over good. Your definition of good and bad of course, is your own.
There’s all that psychological, theological, igoligolical noise, but there’s also a natural attraction in terms of this uncanny urge to cut loose and laugh at oneself every so often. We all deserve it…every last one of us!
So, long story short, I’ve been on www.becomingajew.org - perhaps Jesus and I will believe in the same religion by this time next year…I like to call him “JC”, we’re good like that.
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by Right Thinker
In World War 2 American forces had to employ nuclear weapons and physically invade the islands of Japan to take control of the government, industry, media and the population. American armed forces fought for four long, hard years tooth and nail across the expanse of the Pacific Ocean to reach their goal, making many stops along the way. The Philippines was a big hurdle as was Okinawa but the point of this story is that we had a finite military force that had to actually go to their destinations and win a fight.
Now look at Islam. The majority of Muslims are seen as poor, backwards, uneducated 3rd worlders trapped in the deserts of the Middle East. And why should they leave? As reports of freedoms and democratic principles being VOLUNTARILY surrendered, I find myself awe struck but the power of fear, terror and intimidation that is the core export of Islam.
Without ever leaving the Middles East, Muslims have brought to their knees some of the most powerful Democracies in the world. The message to the world is abuse Christians, Jews, whoever, but don’t you dare say anything the least bit disrespectful of Islam. And the world obeys.
The left falls all over themselves, they can’t self-sensor fast enough to appease the Islamic “invaders” who haven’t physically invaded. College newspapers and world-class newspapers alike treat Islam like it was their own children while beating the dead horse of a few Catholic priests pedophiles. Web sites are being shut down all over the world, not in China, Russia, Cuba or Venezuela but in places like Sweden, which HAD the honor of having the world’s 9th freest press. We are talking about Canada, Malaysia, the U.N., the entire E.U., Poland, Ukraine and a disgusting form of self censorship here in the U.S.
Americans are expected to find a tank with a statue of the Virgin Mary submerged in a mixture of urine, blood and feces as an example of modern art but a cartoon of an Arab standing quiet and resolute with the caption Mohammad is suddenly an international incident.
Let me ask you who are putting Islam on a pedestal while kicking Christianity and Judaism while they are down: When did Sharia become the law of the land? When did free speech become a vehicle to protect and promote Islam?
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I found this to be a great read. The writer traveled to see family in Italy, and cites the differences between how Jesus is used here in America as opposed to overseas. I’ve written on the topic numerous times, here’s a link to ‘Born Again Christianity’s Jihad on America’. The following is an excerpt from that essay:
Did Jesus live to inspire future marketability of his name for the benefit of false prophets seeking power, or did he live to inspire us to love one another. If everyone in the world were to convert tomorrow, what would the next step be? What’s the first thing Jesus would want us to do if the entire world woke up tomorrow and said a prayer in his name? The answer to this question isn’t represented in the political agenda of the religious-right. His first goal would not be for us to judge a specific group of people who live among us. We need to consider what that first thing would be, and make that priority number one. Until a step in this direction is taken, born again Christianity will continue along it’s current destructively militant path.
Now a portion of the editorial I read today:
They say Jesus is “pro life,” but he doesn’t seem to have a problem with the death penalty. And he thinks stem cell research – something that would save lives – is no different from murdering babies. They say he’s the embodiment of kindness, love, decency and compassion. But he hates gays, lesbians and Muslims. And he’s not too crazy about Buddhists, Hindus and the rest. Jews? He can put up with them if he has to.
The Rev. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka claims to speak for Jesus and goes around the country talking about how ” AIDS cures fags.” Pat Robertson says it would be a good idea if the United States killed the president of Venezuela. It would be a lot cheaper than starting another war.
All week I went over that stuff in my head and decided not to mention any of it to the family.
It would make America look ridiculous.
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Posted by Al Swearengen as Religion at 3:56 PM GMT+4
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Cartoon Protests Deadly in Afghanistan
Talk about uptight! Those preachers got inside the heads of millions, and they’re not leaving anytime soon by the looks of it. Now nobody in the world’s allowed to make fun of these idiots for fear they might destroy their own countries? How does that work? I mean, they do blow themselves up and are daft enough to believe they’ve got a reward coming to them in the afterlife. Clearly, these people need cable TV and as many copies of Animal House we can possibly airlift in.
Caddyshack and Chapelle Show too.
How can we get these people to lighten up? I say we teach them how to laugh. You replace one daily prayer time with a 3 Stooges episode. BAM! Peace in the Middle East.
Posted by Al Swearengen as Religion, Words at 12:40 AM GMT+4
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You’re out there somewhere, looking in the mirror at yourself in that smart white smock, head full of usefull knowledge, and a certificate on the wall representing precisely why you’re making more money than the person stocking shelves. When it comes to introducing chemicals to human body (this side of Haight-Asbury) you’re the person to see, you’re the one who can tell a patient why the combination of pill A and pill B made them leaky.
It’s time to get real about this. Do you go to the pharmacy for advice on what’s the best path to heaven, or do you go there for medicine? Is everyone THIS important now, that the system can just break down for the sake of these peoples’ feelings? Christ, Allah, Elvis…I don’t care who you’re worshiping. When you punch out, you can be whatever kind of an asshole you want to be, preach to whoever wants to listen. When you’re on the clock, you’re a pharmacist.
Would you rather be a garbage man or a preacher? Or do you like being a pharmacist?
Posted by Al Swearengen as Religion, Words at 7:27 PM GMT+4
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I’ve never been coy or remorseful in my feelings on revenge. People who’ve done me wrong often occupy my thoughts when the AM minutes and hours are so slowly ticking away Read the rest of this entry
Posted by Al Swearengen as Religion, Words at 5:28 PM GMT+4
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Congressman John D. Dingell (MI-15) recited the following poem on the floor of the US House of Representatives concerning House Resolution 579, which expressed the sense of the House of Representatives that the symbols and traditions of Christmas should be protected. “Preserving Christmas” has been a frequent topic for conservative talk show hosts, including Fox News’s Bill O’Reilly.
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the House
No bills were passed ‘bout which Fox News could grouse;
Tax cuts for the wealthy were passed with great cheer,
So vacations in St. Barts soon would be near;
Katrina kids were nestled all snug in motel beds,
While visions of school and home danced in their heads;
In Iraq our soldiers needed supplies and a plan,
Plus nuclear weapons were being built in Iran;
Gas prices shot up, consumer confidence fell;
Americans feared we were on a fast track to…well…
Wait— we need a distraction— something divisive and wily;
A fabrication straight from the mouth of O’Reilly
We can pretend that Christmas is under attack
Hold a vote to save it— then pat ourselves on the back;
Silent Night, First Noel, Away in the Manger
Wake up Congress, they’re in no danger!
This time of year we see Christmas every where we go,
From churches, to homes, to schools, and yes…even Costco;
What we have is an attempt to divide and destroy,
When this is the season to unite us with joy
At Christmas time we’re taught to unite,
We don’t need a made-up reason to fight
So on O’Reilly, on Hannity, on Coulter, and those right wing blogs;
You should just sit back, relax…have a few egg nogs!
‘Tis the holiday season: enjoy it a pinch
With all our real problems, do we honestly need another Grinch?
So to my friends and my colleagues I say with delight,
A merry Christmas to all,
and to Bill O’Reilly…Happy Holidays.
Posted by Al Swearengen as Religion at 12:52 AM GMT+4
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For the life of me, I can’t figure out why this ‘Christmas Under Siege’ campaign has become such an annual push on FoxNews. Bill O’Reiley’s got a list of stores on his website who supposedly piss on the feet of all Christians everywhere by going with Happy Holidays or Season’s Greetings instead of Merry Christmas. Since Americans of all religions shop at these stores, what they want you to believe is it’s all the work of some kind of sinister ‘anti-Christian liberal agenda’.
Translation: Jews are trying to kill Christmas. They’ve always been jealous, because we were here first and we’ve got dibs!
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Posted by Al Swearengen as Religion, Words at 7:51 PM GMT+4
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You are an American high school student with a lot on your mind. Classes to pass, popularity to maintain and thousands of other things that matter to you now, but are insignificant to the adults that surround you. Because adults lack the ability to connect with you emotionally on these matters, and the fact that it’s their job to teach, not coddle; schools reach out to others to connect with on ‘your level’ about drugs, crime, safety and sex.
A talking dog tells you how dangerous marijuana is, and how to report a crime to police if you ever have to. Likewise, a talking bear tells you why it’s wrong to burn things. Groups of theatre people perform songs and skits to teach you about the dangers of sexually transmitted diseases. And sometimes a Christian rock band is invited to the auditorium to let you know you’re going to hell unless you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. Read the rest of this entry
Posted by Al Swearengen as Religion, Words at 1:58 PM GMT+4
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