Friday Night Fights

I’m getting excited about Oscar vs. Floyd! As with most sporting events of this magnitude that I end up looking forward to for a long time, I’ve made a point to ignore all press/hype/predictions/etc…with boxing especially, the whole ‘there’s bad blood between the two camps’ narrative doesn’t interest me anymore. I fully understand the business necessity of doing it like that, to get the hoopleheads interested, hopefully a bunch of them that don’t even like boxing. The epitome of this, as far as my lifetime is concerned, was Holmes-Cooney, when the Rappaport brothers did and said everything they could to draw out every possible wallet owned by a racist they could. It worked. Though reality took over shortly after the bell rung, with Holmes at the top of his game, doing his thing…years later he remarked on the whole thing in depth, though my all time favorite quote wasn’t about how his one fight with a white challenger yada yada, but this: “Once that bell rings, all that bullshit goes out the window. It’s just you and me, you can’t call the cops.”

I’m getting carried away here, as this was supposed to be a quick hit in the midst of a school break and my brain definitely preferred writing about boxing as opposed to the software testing paper I’ve got to get back to work on…the real reason I wanted to set-up by mentioning Oscar and Floyd, was because it’s on HBO. Here are some of my other favorite fights from that channel. Let me know which one you think is the best one. I’m partial to this first one, but my namesake’s role in all of it probably has something to do with it: Read More

Golden State Warriors

How unlikely is this? Up 3-1 on the Mavs…

Don NelsonNot very (it would seem), but when Larry Bird went on a mid-season “attitude purge”, he undoubtedly gave Don Nelson and his Warriors a new lease on life. Take it for what it’s worth, which in this specific case of an 8 seed versus a mighty 1, it’s not worth what the numbers alone would have you believe. The fact is, after calling out the team in front of the press with a little over a month left in the season, these guys responded in a big way. Baron Davis (good knee), Jason Richardson, Al Harrington and Stephen Jackson – has a nicer ring to it than Davis, JRich, Mike Dunleavey and Troy Murphy! Not only in terms of the added scoring and defense, but with this lineup they’ve been able to go small and still run up and down the floor consistently. Pietrus and Barnes are dropping an average of 3-4 from the arc every night combined, and the youngin’ (Monta Ellis) is one of those once in a decade second round picks that some teams (Spurs) end up winning with and others (Sonics, Wizards) squander, while even others (Celtics, Celtics, Celtics) just never get a hold of period.

I’d been a hard-core Mavericks hater for as long as I can remember, and there is a key memory that sort of laminated the sentiment a couple years back. Five of us were meeting up at a place across the street from the Fleet Center for food before Antoine Walker’s big return in a Mavs uniform. As heart breaking as was for a backdrop, I get there late to find one of our crew wearing a Nowitski jersey. Read More

The New Patriots

New England PatriotsAdalius Thomas, Donte Stallworth, Wes Welker and Randy Moss are the veterans Belichick has brought in for the 2007-08 Super Bowl run, and for a moment today I wasn’t too sure it could be THAT easy to lock up the last name on that list…a 4th round pick for Randy Moss is about the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Remember for a moment that the Pats got a 1st round pick for Deion Branch, so the market for Moss was at least on par with Branch, right? Wrong…because you have to factor in the state of Al Davis’ mind, which at this point doesn’t seem to be the kind of thing a Raiders fan likes hearing about, let alone having it running through their own minds every game that following year and the next. Because it’s not like Randy Moss just got bad all of a sudden, and even though the situation in Oakland is as bad as it gets, the man who used to be lumped in alongside Terrell Owens cannot be considered as such. Randy wiped his ass on the goal post in Green Bay, whereas Owens called out the franchise player (he had plenty of reasons for being pissed at McNabb, but…) and carried on like he had his own reality TV show for a while, leading to his being kicked off of the island.

I know I’m understating the history here, but it is my policy to never talk bad about a hometown athlete unless they talk bad about me first. Aside from the insults I had to endure from Drew Bledsoe, that type of thing hardly ever happens. Dominick Barbara, my attorney, went through all the documents, and as it turns out I didn’t start bashing Drew publicly until he was ruining good teams in Buffalo, so I currently occupy the high ground and always will. He insists that I still owe Trot Nixon an apology, but that one is pending an apology I am still waiting for from Dan Duquette, who has been ducking deadissue’s staff for years now.

Back to the matter at hand though – there are too few hours in the day to waltz down memory lane, especially in the condition it’s in – there’s something about the playoff run from this past year that troubled me, and it was always about how they came out with these formations of 5 wide, 4 + Faulk, instead of lining up and pounding it up the middle. In the game versus the Colts, I thought they favored the pass when they didn’t really have to in the second half. This was my complaint even back when they were running Antwain Smith 20+ times a game and Charlie Weis was calling plays, but I have to assume that they know more about it than I do. It’s just what they want to do, and as long as that’s the case, coming into this year they’ll have the weapons to go with the plays. Aside from Moss and Stallworth, this guy Wes Welker is a gamer, and a hell of a return man. I’ll delve into defense later on…one thing I will point out though, is that they franchised Asante Samuel, meaning he’s going to hold out this training camp.
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Sebastian Telfair

Sebastian TelfairHe was driving 77 in a 45, with a piece under his seat, one which his friend riding shotgun failed to claim, so who knows if some work was put in with it before the owner broke into Telfair’s whip and stashed it without him knowing…like some territory was occupied by this fierce soldier named Lester James, aka Ball Peen, with iron stashed in six spots near where the lookouts can get a grip on the key to their rise up from there to the stash, then the money, and who knows…but Ball Peen caught one in the shoulder this day about six months back, and who knows what takes down all the top earners in the end besides time ticking lost in a daydream they thought was real life.

Youngin’ looking around for a hot minute, and ends up with two he’s got to make it back home with, so it’s up the back of the school and into the woods until po-po’s done and it’s safe to try getting the two 9s home without any hassle, which he does, but the crew that took over don’t need anyone, so he’s got nothing to do and no money to spend…see, this is Telfair’s story right here, and to know him for a minute is to know what kind of danger he’s in every single day of his life. Waking up and going to the bathroom in the morning could mean his life ending via hollow-point.

That’s the street-cred back story, but the ten grand he forwarded me to write that and a few pages more is (already spent on booze and scratch tickets) not going to be enough if he’s ever going to live down this last episode where he’s pulled over and doesn’t get in the cop’s face, no profanity…nothing. Once word of this gets out, Telfair won’t be able to live it down. No straight-up thug goes all quiet like that unless they’re not what they say they are. So I figured that while on the clock, I’d burn a copy of ‘Straight Outta Compton’ and send it along, with a note to spend a lot of time on track #3…and if there’s any time left, improve his jump shot. (Source)

LaDainian Tomlinson Lectures the Patriots on being “Classy”

ThreeRingsI think what it all came down to was one in-depth expose too few for Ladainian Tomlinson this past week. He’s got the Walter Peyton hill in his back yard and had the entire NFL color squad from coast to coast (minus the Boston area) shouting out the kind of thoughtful endorsements that would prompt even Deion Sanders to turn the volume down on his television prior to gameday. But of course it’s not about the quality of the first expose or whether the ego remains chubby by the last one. Shawn Merriman’s shriveled testes could absolutely agree with the notion that in the end, the San Diego Chargers simply could not garner enough praise leading up to this game, and for my money the blame for their losing falls squarely on the shoulders of Boomer Esiason. One commentator had the audacity to suggest that the Chargers wouldn’t win this one going away, and once word that everyone in the entire sporting press wasn’t backing them made its way into the huddle prior to kickoff, in my mind their collective psyche was rattled.        Read More

Brian Billick Blows it for the Ravens

Billick Blows ItI cannot understand what it is about coaches in this league sometimes, how they figure to surprise their opposition by playing away from the defined strengths andRUNRUNRUN weaknesses of the two teams on the field, making haste with calls that need not be made, and ultimately directing a team that could run the ball for most of the second half (being down by no more than 6-9 points throughout most of it) to instead take to the air like their namesake and attempt to peck out the eyes of the hayseed stampede down below, rather than simply punching out their teeth the old fashioned way. Billick comes out of halftime and on the first posession it’s three and out, all three plays are passes. They get the ball back and again he’s telling McNair and the offense to do what they’re not good at doing, and for some reason not realizing that every time you drop back to pass, you voluntarily play to the Colts strength on defense. Read More

Asante Samuel

Patriots cornerback sees dollar signs up ahead

Asante SamuelDuring a game the football field isn’t occupied by 22 players who all have the chance to cash in on statistics quite like the two or three corners who are out there on a given play. Besides the left tackle position and worthy quarterbacks, first-string veteran cornerbacks earn more per year than most players on any team. There are plenty of them going here or there each offseason, but the “shut-down” cornerbacks in this league are few and far between. What results of course is maximum 7 year contracts with signing bonus cash entering the player’s bank account in 5 million dollar chunks or more on the first day of training camp. Asante Samuel has his eyes on just that heading into the divisional round of the playoffs.

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Criminality

1. Senator Gordon Smith (R-OR), Senate Floor: “To fight an insurgency often takes a decade or more. It takes more troops than we have committed. It takes clearing, holding, and building so that the people there see the value of what we are doing. They become the source of intelligence, and they weed out the insurgents. But we have not cleared and held and built. We have cleared and left, and the insurgents have come back. I, for one, am at the end of my rope when it comes to supporting a policy that has our soldiers patrolling the same streets in the same way, being blown up by the same bombs day after day. That is absurd. It may even be criminal. I cannot support that anymore.” (Video)

2. Ed Snider, Chairman of the Philadelphia 76ers: “We’re going to trade him.”

deadissue: I can’t think of a reason why we wouldn’t both have the goods to offer Philly and the best reason to go over the top where these other suitors, Dallas and Denver come to mind, aren’t going to yield a top 15 draft pick most likely, so the first rounder the Celtics provide is going to be more valuable than either of theirs following the trade, with Minnesotta’s the only other as enticing as Boston’s. Who is it though, Wally or Ratliff (both around $11 million) to fill the salary cup to match, and what after that? Gerald Green or Ryan Gomes? After Jefferson’s 25-14 performance tonight, perhaps we could get away with something like Szczerbiak, Jefferson, Telfair & a 1st round pick. Assuming the Dallas players Philly would want are Terry or Harris, it could come down to youth and pick value, and Ainge has a strong hand to play this go around. I think he should make this happen if it has to take away a chunk, because this is Iverson, and this team isn’t doing anything else this year as I see it.

3. Iraq Scam – “At the lowest level, Blackwater security guards were paid $600 a day. Blackwater added a 36 percent markup, plus overhead costs, and sent the bill to a Kuwaiti company that ordinarily runs hotels, according to the contract. That company, Regency Hotel, tacked on costs and profit and sent an invoice to ESS. The food company added its costs and profit and sent its bill to Kellogg Brown & Root, a division of Halliburton, which added overhead and profit and presented the final bill to the Pentagon. “… it appears that Halliburton entered into a subcontracting arrangement that is expressly prohibited by the contract itself,” Rep. Henry Waxman (D-CA) wrote. “After more than two years, we still do not know how much ESS and Halliburton charged for these security services.”

Fire Doc Rivers NOW!!!

I’ve had it!  In the Utah game he’s faced with a situation (in a game we can win), where Sloan takes out Fisher and inserts another big, with the front line consisting of Kirilenko, Boozer and Okur.  Doc responds by taking out Ryan Gomes (at the time the tallest player we had on the floor) and bringing in another guard, making Pierce the center. We can’t cover their guys on the post and we can’t pull down a rebound. We lose the game.  Tonight we’re playing Orlando and what does he do as Aziza heads to the line for 2 shots?  If he hits both, Orlando is up by 3 with about a minute left.  Aziza isn’t that good of a free throw shooter, so a rebound is likely.  Doc pulls out Perkins and “goes small”…Aziza misses the second and the substitution equals an offensive rebound by Turkoglo, who Perkins would have been on had he remained in the game.Compounding Doc’s stupidity in terms of personell is that Orlando was able to call the exact same play twice in a row with under a minute left and beat us with it both times.  On the first play, Nelson runs the pick and roll, and Gomes automatically switches with Rondo.  Nelson crosses him over and drives right past for two.  After a timeout, where Doc has a moment to draw up something new on defense, what happens? Nelson again gets a pick, and Gomes again automatically switches with Rondo…two points.

Here’s what I posted last time on Rivers, and I challenge anyone who disagrees to tell me how I’m wrong.

http://deadissue.com/archives/2006/10/21/tell-doc-rivers-to-dust-off-…

It’s not to say that Doc doesn’t have a head full of good basketball smarts; he’s just a horrible head coach.  At least Jim O’Brien’s teams weren’t providing every team that came into town an easy 50% shooting night and any matchup they wanted at any time. At least Obie could wrap his head around what was happening right in front of his face and adjust.  With the leadership of Doc Rivers to rely on, the players are doomed to fail on the defensive end, night in night out.  He’ll never understand it.  So if Danny Ainge hasn’t realized this fact just yet, then perhaps he’s not the man for his job either!

RIP Red

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(clockwise) Red Auerbach, w/ Bill Russell, w/ Bill Russell, w/ Bill Russell, w/ Bob Cousey, w/ Larry Bird – - – - A Great American (1917-2006)

Tell Doc Rivers to dust off his resume if…

I’ve consumed enough “so what about the Celtics” articles by now, I could go without a single word along those lines for the rest of the season…in fact, the next “where is this team headed” piece I read is going to be a few weeks before the draft next year. Enough bullshit already…that’s how I feel at this point.

My only question heading into the regular season is, what in particular made it obvious to anyone that Doc Rivers was cut out to be an NBA coach prior to him arriving in Boston? How about since? One thing I’m convinced of at this point is he’s outmatched or unmotivated in terms of stoping another team in the half court defense. There’s no consistent plan that I can see from game to game since he’s been here, and the result, especially when it comes to the one-step-late mess in the paint, is the kind of thing that a veteran offense drools over whether its regular season or playoffs.

It seems to me that he’s taken the attitude with two HIGH SCHOOL draftees in Perk and Al, that by covering their man and being “coached” over time, they’ll figure it out. The result is piss-poor footwork, no consistent triggers for rotation or doubleteam or help, and fouls committed by these two, who both have the athleticism to be much better than they are at this point in their careers. We went out and got a ringer because of this, although Ratliff could also be viewed justifiably as a throwin along with Telfair…I happen to think otherwise though, that the difference between #7 and Telfair was worth the difference between Lafrenz and Ratliff, and Ainge’s hope is that by having a guy who doesn’t need “time” or “coaching” to not look foolish on the inside, perhaps Doc can finally figure out how to stop a team every once in a while.

I think it’s a bad sign if man-up in the halfcourt the majority of the time, and a ranking in the bottom third of the league in team defense is reality come January. If that’s the case, Ainge should have already reviewed enough tape of Doc’s Orlando teams (ESPECIALLY THE SERIES VS DETROIT IN HIS LAST SEASON AS COACH) to realize that under Rivers, this team will never be able to utilize its athleticism on defense well enough to win a playoff series. At this point Doc can either figure it out or he can’t. Can the opposing PG get a step on (West/Rondo/Telfair)? What do I do about that? Has the team practiced anything that will get the ball out of so and so’s hands? HOW DO I MAKE THIS TEAM TAKE JUMP SHOTS TO BEAT US?

I love this roster – - – - for the first time in it seems forever, we aren’t going into the season with a shoehorn in either hand hoping a shooting guard can play the point – AND – there is enough competition at every position on the roster to keep everyone hungry, UNTIL…teams are reaching 100 points too easily, and it gets to where people start feeling that no matter how hard they work, the wins just aren’t going to come. Doc needs to prove himself as a coach EARLY in this season as far as I’m concerned.

Green Machine 06-07 Draft (FINISHED)

  • Phil – Shaq, Yao, Artest, Hinrich, Randolph, Duhon
  • Ricky – Garnett, R. Allen, Bibby, A. Stoudamire, R. Jefferson, C. Frye
  • Murray – Kobe, J. Smith, Josh Howard, Peja, Ben Gordon, D. Williams
  • Chris – Iverson, B. Wallace, J. O’Neal, G. Wallace, Alston, Kevin Martin
  • Ritch – Bosh, V. Carter, Billups, Terry, Illgauskas, Villanueva
  • Rory – THE TRUTH, Marion, Cassell, Sheed, Juwon Howard, R. Gomes
  • Mark – TMac, Wade, Diaw, Redd, Melo, R. Felton
  • TJ – Kidd, Nash, Lebron, Jamison, Mike James, Marvin Williams
  • Eric – Arenas, Brand, Joe Johnson, Boozer, Wilcox, Dwight Howard
  • Frank – Duncan, Dirk, R. Lewis, Kirilenko, Baron Davis, Chris Paul
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IVERSON COMING TO BOSTON!

OK – I was dreaming that King (Sixers Prez) would be stupid enough to agree to such a deal.  Truth be told, Telfair is valuable, but Allen and Wally on the other hand…I’d put the youngin’s in this order in terms of value {Delonte West, Ryan Gomes, Sebastian Telfair, Kendrick Perkins, Al Jefferson, Gerald Green, Rajon Rondo, Tony Allen…the rest}

Celtics Aquire- Allen Iverson, Future 2nd Round Pick, Cash Considerations
Phildelphia Aquires- Wally Z, Tony Allen, Sebastian Telfair, Cash Considerations

Source:  Stephen A. Smith

AI

No money troubles here!

The Associated Press reports Greg Anderson, personal trainer for San Francisco Giants OF Barry Bonds, refused to testify to a federal grand jury investigating Bonds for perjury. Anderson, who served three months in prison after pleading guilty last year for his role in the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative steroid scandal, could be sent back to prison if found in contempt of court for refusing to testify.

Lesson being…a few months in prison isn’t exactally the kind of thing that will leverage someone who’s ALREADY BEEN to prison…let alone one keeping his trap shut for a multi-millionaire deranged enough to film a reality show about himself during all this. 

Michael Jackson moved to somewhere far away…one of the long tenured frieks on TV had to step up. 

Steinbrenner Names Johnny Damon As New Yankee Scapegoat

Thought this would be a fine way to start the season:

Steinbrenner Names Johnny Damon As New Yankee Scapegoat

NEW YORK—Continuing a Yankee tradition that dates back to the teams of the early ’80s, owner George Steinbrenner formally appointed recently signed centerfielder Johnny Damon as the team’s new scapegoat.

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BC, James ‘Butterball’ Toney, Leftists

Montana is putting up a fight, but against BC they closely resemble jello on the inside.  Craig Smith is tearing these guys up, yet because of Montana’s outstanding shooting from beyond the perimeter, the halftime score is 32-30 BC. 

At 11:30 ET tonight there’s a heavyweight fight on HBO, Rahman vs. Toney…I know, doesn’t exactally make you want to go out and buy a big screen TV, but it should be an entertaining bout.  Can Rahman land his right (the one that droped Lenox Lewis)?  Can Toney make this fight something to remember?

Our friend Washington is not fond of ‘leftists’.  I’ll save my rant on ‘rightists’ for another day.

Boston College

The pile of things I’ve read concerning politics, all signifying things I want to sit down and write about for a while, don’t seem to matter at all, like that part of my brain packed some clothes, said ‘later’ around the office up there, and is now on vacation in some Xanadu it thought up on it’s own one day when the sex portion of the brain had the body’s full attention. 

Like the character named ‘Andy’ in Shawshank Redemption, it slowly dug a hole out, little by little each time it could, until finally one day something more powerfull and addictive came my way and away political brain crawled, through cramped space, some of it filled with the kind of waste that’d kill average renegade body tissue on contact, on outside to freedom, to come back through the front door the day after this obession finally moves on, this silent but deadly drug the rest of this head cannot resist…

March madness.

Downright deadly when your team is so damned good you’re looking into a home equity loan, putting the money down on them to run the table.  I once used to say, “can’t think of a good reason to ever deal with the Russian mob”, but that’s all over now.  This Eagles team is serious! 

They CAN’T lose! 

Acquaint Yourselves Accordingly With…

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Al Skinner – Head Coach – Boston College Men’s Basketball

It’s been a long time coming, as a number of us here at deadissue.com have admired this man for a while now.  Today’s win over North Carolina (in their back yard, for the SECOND time in one year) may have woken the world up to how good this team really is.  For the product I’ve seen on the court these past few months, I credit Skinner’s leadership and ability to teach.  Boston isn’t the easiest place to run an operation like his…indeed, the streets manage to gobble up at least 1/4 promising players the team recruits. 

That’s a story for another day though…because right now Boston College is in the ACC Championship against Duke, the team they lost by one point to at home earlier this season. 

It was something special, seeing the disappointment of just about every fan in the building, when they had finally realized that a Duke-North Carolina final wasn’t in the cards.  Even better than that though, is how the Eagles operate out there as a complete unit.  Take a look at their offensive sets against Duke if you can…that’s Al Skinner’s work…a masterpiece, a symphony, a team!

Kurt Cobain

Not someone I’d expect spent a lot of time watching football…I’ve had a good feeling thinking he’s paying attention today.

Championship Sunday

What I hope for is a Super Bowl featuring Denver vs. Seattle. What I think will happen…Denver vs. Carolina, with the Panthers winning it all.

BEND-BUT-DON’T-BREAK

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Divisional Round Playoffs Part 1

Paul: Chris, New England will not win the Super Bowl! Bank it!

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The Second Season Begins!

Frodo had an outstanding point in the mining post…IT’S PLAYOFF TIME! Time to lighten up, eat some chicken wings and bask in the glory of another Patriots championship run. Read More

Hillarious moment during Florida St-Penn St

Mike Turico (announcer) goes on about how Piterno and Bowden (coaches) were born during the 1920s, and right after he finishes the ‘two faces on the mount rushmore of college football’ bit, Penn St’s kicker misses a field goal sending the game into second overtime. Bowden sees it and acts like the game is over. The policeman to his left had to inform him that the game wasn’t over yet.

Classic…

Week 10 Picks

Chris: KC+2.5 / SF+13 / @JAX-6.5 / ARI+4 / @IND-18 / @NYG-9.5 / @CAR-9 / STL+7 / DEN-3 / GB+9.5 / WAS-1.5 / @PIT-8 / DAL+3(I neglected to enter this before the game started, Eagles are up by 7 already, halfway through the 1st)
Verification

Mark: BUF-2.5 / CHI-13.5 / ARI+3.5 / HOU+18.5 / MIA+3.5 / NYG-9.5 / JAX-7.5 / TB+1.5 / NYJ+9.5 / DEN-3.5 / GB+9.5 / STL+6.5 / CLE+8.5 / PHI-2.5

ROUGH…7-6 (68-61-2 on the season), Mark’s 6-8 (79-65 on the season) – we’re taking opposite sides tonight Read More

Sunday Reading

1. Inquiry reopening debate about run-up to war
2. Bush spars with critics of Iraq war
3. Trojans exploit Sony’s copy-protection software
4. Indo-US trade to touch $40 b by 2008
5. Dover and Pat Robertson, Topeka and the Wizards of ID
6. Confusion Is Rife About Drug Plan as Sign-Up Nears
7. Bush touts new prescription drug benefit
8. Clemson Wins Bowden Bowl
9. Spurrier-led South Carolina defeats Florida
10. U.S. Goals Are Thwarted At Pro-Democracy Forum

Terrell Owens – Drew Rosenhaus

Have at it.

I think Rosenhaus is a person of low class and a much lower level of ability to do his job than he and his clients give him credit for. He started the offseason with Owens and Javon Walker, neither of them are good with management or fans…neither of them are playing.

It wasn’t good in the offseason for everything to be such a circus with this guy, but for the nonsence to carry out this far into the season is just disrespectful in every way. If I were the Eagles, I’d make it clear to Owens that if he fires Rosenhaus, they’ll take him back after his 4 week suspension is served. Politically and realistically, the removal of his agent’s voice and a total-team version of TO could have him back in everyone’s good graces by the first touchdown he scores. It seems like a no-brainer to me.

Week 9 Picks

Chris: CIN -3 / @MIA +2.5 / @MIN Pk / SD -6.5 / CAR -1.5 / TEN +3 / HOU +13.5 / @KC -4.5 / CHI -3 Push/ @ARI +4 / @SF +11 / PIT -3.5 / PHI +3
5-6-1 / 61-55-2 on the season

Mark: CIN -3.5 / TEN +2.5 / @JAX -13.5 / @KC -4.5 / @MIN +1.5 / @NYJ +6.5 / CAR – 1.5 / NO+2.5 / ATL -2.5 / @ARI +4.5 / @SF +10.5 / @GB+6.5 / @WAS -2.5 / @NE +3.5
6-8 / 73-56 on the season

Good Reads

1. ‘White House in Chaos’ & Other Utter Horseshit
2. Report Warned Bush Team About Intelligence Suspicions
3. Eagles suspend T.O. indefinitely for comments

“New England May Have a New Star”

I had to go unplug the alarm clock (w/ radio) and bring it into the living room. These chuckleheads providing commentary on TV are especially stupid tonight, and don’t even deserve to be named. Someone like Dan Deirdorf f can make the mute button an option for me, but over time I’ve been able to develop a callus for the Gumbel/Simms tandem and a few others. As the NFL encores following a day of college games, the heady commentary slowly dies throughout Sunday, on dialysis by the 8:30 ESPN game and six feet under by halftime Monday night.

Patrick Pass broke a few runs and took a five yard pass for twenty yards, so the title phrase is spoken. Not that I have anything against Patrick Pass. In fact, he’s one of my favorite players. It’s the way these commentators sound like used car salesmen, with 75 percent of the insight coming in the form of stats, montages and scripted anecdotes on whatever player made the last good play.

A football game, this American creation that’s just naturally dripping with material from play to play to riff on, is cheaply dressed up and pimped out. There’s a reason why NFL Films only uses clips from the radio coverage. It wouldn’t work with a soundtrack of, “here’s why you like this guy who just made a play, here’s why you like this guy who just made a play, here’s why you like this guy who just made a play, here’s why you like this guy who just made a play…”

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